Tony Soprano : “Log off. That ‘cookies’ sh-t makes me nervous.”
Tony Soprano : “Those who want respect, give respect.”
Furio Giunta : Cancer don’t respect nothing
Tony Soprano : “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?”
Tony Soprano : “All due respect, you got no f—in’ idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f—in’ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone with it all.”
Tony Soprano : “A wrong decision is better than indecision.”
Jason Cahill : Don’t ever say you hate life. That’s blasphemy.
Christopher Moltisanti: In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization.
Tony Soprano : “It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.”
Tony Soprano : “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?”
Jennifer Melfi : Hope comes in many form
Corrado “Junior” Soprano : When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus
Corrado “Junior” Soprano : You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand
Tony Soprano : They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?”
Paulie : “You’re not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator.”
Meadow Soprano : Sometimes we’re all hypocrites
Tony Soprano : “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.”
Carmela : “You know, Tony, it’s a multiple choice thing with you. ‘Cause I can’t tell if you’re old-fashioned, you’re paranoid, or just a f**king asshole.”
Tony Soprano : “This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are … bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin’ to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin’ it go.”
Tony Soprano: You know when I was depressed I said I didn’t want to live? Well, I’ll tell you something — I didn’t want to die
Tony Soprano: She was part of that generation who grew up during the Depression. But the Depression to her was like a trip to Six Flags.
Tony Soprano : I’m like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Dr. Melfi : “I am living in the moral Never Never Land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I’ve judged. I took a position, goddamn it, and I am scared.”
Tony Soprano : “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.”
Tony Soprano : “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.”
Tony Blundetto : “To think. When I got out of the joint, I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts.”
Tony Soprano : There’s an old Italian saying: you f–k up once, you lose two teeth.”
Carmela Soprano : Psychology doesn’t address the soul — that’s something else — but, this is a start.
Tony Soprano : “What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?”
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