Walter White: “I am not in danger, I am the danger.”
Walter White: There is gold in the streets just waiting for someone to come and scoop it up.
Saul Goodman : Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he’s just gonna break bad?
Walter White: “We’re done when I say we’re done”
Walter White: You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
Walter White: We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.
Jesse Pinkman : Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It’s the government, jack. Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.
Walter White: Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.
Saul : “If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it”
Walter White: Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Mike Ehrmantraut : “Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace”
Hank Schrader : “No they’re minerals, Jesus Marie!”
Saul Goodman : Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer. The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a cinnabon in Omaha.