Discover the most captivating and thought-provoking Inside Job quotes from the beloved TV series. Dive into a world of intrigue and wit as you explore the top 22 quotes that will leave you pondering the nature of power, corruption, and the human psyche. From insightful one-liners to profound dialogues, these quotes will have you hooked from the very first episode.
Inside Job Quotes
1- “The world is controlled by shadowy elites and shape-shifting lizard people. Have you ever folded a one-dollar-bill? Look, you can make it say “boobs”. What does that mean? Am I the only one who cares that the President is a robot?” –Rand Ridley
2- “Don’t listen to my father, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.” –Rand Ridley
3- “I skipped grades and showers to prove that despite my dad’s legacy I can run the shit out of this office.” –Reagan Ridley
4- “This is my lab, where everything is peaceful, efficient, and the thermostat is controlled entirely by me. Someday, I hope to make the whole world like this. Efficient that is, not controlled entirely by me. That would be totally egomaniacal. I would never do that” –Reagan Ridley
5- “I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.” –Gigi Thompson
6- “I actually need a mediocre white man to act as a human shield and social lubricant while I accomplish my real goals.” –Reagan Ridley
7- “It’s my second week and my third can of Axe body spray.” -Brett Gelman
8- “What’s the point of unchecked power if we don’t abuse it?” –Reagan Ridley
9- “Can you believe they’d even think of firing me? I’ve invented almost as many cures as diseases!” –Dr. Andre Lee
10- “Daddy needs a new liver, honey. Can you grab one from the organ lab? It’s urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new live feel at home.” –Rand Ridley
11- “Once the withdrawal finally wore off, I realized sobriety agrees with me. So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes and – boom – sober Rand is back.” –Rand Ridley
12- “Inside Job” is known for its clever humor and satirical take on conspiracy theories and office dynamics. Here are ten quotes from the show with the associated characters:
13- “I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.” – Reagan Ridley
14- “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” – Brett Hand
15- “The truth is like a burrito; you have to unwrap it to get to the real truth.” – Cognito
16- “Feelings are like the news, they can be fake.” – Magic Myc
17- “We all have our secrets. Mine is just more secret than yours.” – Rhonda
18- “You can’t spell ‘conspiracy’ without ‘piracy,’ which sounds like a party!” – Gigi
19- “The best way to keep a secret is to delete it from your memory.” – Gigi
20- “Trust me, I’m a professional. Well, not at this job, but I’m a professional at something.” – Devin
21- “My mom always said, ‘If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you don’t like.'” – Cognito
22- “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and also spiders.” – Reagan Ridley
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