Discover 42 captivating quotes from the hit TV series, The Mindy Project. Get ready to laugh, cry, and relate as you delve into the witty and relatable world of Mindy Lahiri and her quirky crew of friends. From hilarious one-liners to insightful musings on love and life, these quotes are sure to leave you entertained and craving for more. Dive into the world of The Mindy Project and experience the brilliance of this beloved TV series.
The Mindy Project Quotes
1- “I’m at this point in my life where I can’t just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning. Do you guys know what that is?” -Mindy
2- “After four vodka sodas, I realized I had something to say.” -Mindy
3- “No one’s really an architect. That’s like a job guys have in the movies.” -Danny
4- “I can do anything as long as it’s just paying for something.” -Mindy
5- “Great to see you, but do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get these kids interested in Christianity? I had to tell them the apostles were the original One Direction, and they barely bought it.” -Casey
6- “What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?” -Peter
7- “Dating is fun, but dating in secret is really fun.” -Mindy
8- “Italian people don’t get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That’s why our wine is so good.” -Danny
9- “Relax. I’ve been pulled over a hundred times, and I’ve never once gotten a ticket.” Danny: “How?” Mindy: “The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.” -Mindy
10- “She’s the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees, and toes.” -Morgan
11- “In Britain, we have an expression: ‘Keep calm and don’t mention Uncle Susan in the attic.’ That might just be my family.” -Jeremy
12- “Just make sure the pressure is firm and consistent, like trying to convince your boyfriend to do a couples’ costume.” -Mindy
13- “Let me weave you a tale. Oh, appetizers are here.” -Mindy
14- “Family doesn’t wait to be invited. It’s like HPV — it just shows up and never leaves.” -Peter
15- “Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.” -Mindy
16- “Danny is not dying. He’s the healthiest person I know. His favorite junk food is raisins.” -Jeremy
17- “A pregnant, Indian American woman starting her own business. I’m hoping that they do a documentary series about me.” -Mindy
18- “No, Jesus didn’t have a roommate. He lived with his ma.” -Danny
19- “This was meant to be my love letter to America, but it ended up like every love letter I’ve ever written with the authorities being called.” -Jeremy
20- “I was crying in the bathroom because I dropped my phone in the toilet again.” -Mindy
21- “I’ll check that out, the minute I finish this tweet I’m reading.” -Mindy
22- “I have the right to life, liberty, and chicken wings.” -Mindy
23- “Sir? You’re not using enough cheese on that pizza, sir.” -Mindy
24- “If we’re still single in five years and we haven’t found anybody, can we make a pact? That we will kill each other.” -Mindy
25- “I’m sorry, are you saying that I’m not cultured? I’m deeply cultured. I’ve been to London.” -Mindy
26- “Please let this date be good. May he have the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg. The personality of Jon Stewart. The face of Michael Fassbender. The penis of Michael Fassbender.” -Mindy
27- “I am not overweight. I fluctuate between chubby and curvy.” -Mindy
28- “That’s my favorite kind of cake. Gigantic.” -Mindy
29- “Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I’m good at naming celebrity couples?” -Mindy
30- “Tattling is when a little girl does it. When a hot woman does it, it’s called whistle-blowing.” -Mindy
31- “Did you know that when I die, in my will I leave all of my money to Tina Fey? I don’t even know her! I just think she would spend it in interesting and responsible ways.” -Mindy
32- “Are you in charge of being a douchebag? Because you’re doing a great job!” -Mindy
33- “OK, if we are indulging imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.” -Mindy
34- “It’s really annoying to me because I gotta put on pants and a shirt and shoes.” -Danny
35- “I can’t hear you over the sound of your own betrayal.” -Mindy
36- “A best friend isn’t a person, Danny. It’s a tier.” -Mindy
37- “I am a hot, smart woman with an ass that doesn’t quit.” -Mindy
38- “My TV is broken, and I cannot be alone with my thoughts.” -Mindy
39- “I want you to love me in a way I can show on Instagram.” -Mindy
40- “When you talk, my brain gets angry.” -Mindy
41- “I wanna talk, but I am really hungry.” -Danny
42- “I figure if I am gonna be a mess I might as well be a hot mess.” -Mindy
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