“Everybody Loves Raymond” is a popular American sitcom that aired from 1996 to 2005. The show revolves around the life of Raymond Barone, a sports columnist, and his dysfunctional but lovable family. The series was well-received for its humor, relatable family dynamics, and strong performances by the cast, especially Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, and Doris Roberts. The show’s enduring popularity has made it a classic in the realm of television sitcoms.
Discover the best Everybody Loves Raymond quotes that will make you laugh and reflect on family life
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
1- “Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work, people shoot at me, Ray goes to work, and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper, and they give him a trophy.”— Robert Barone
2- “So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond!”— Robert Barone
3- “You know that shampoo that says ‘no more tears’ on the bottle? There’s tears.”— Robert Barone
4- “It’s the celery that makes ‘tuna salad’ tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!”— Frank Barone
5- “Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!”— Frank Barone
6- “I’ve got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.”— Frank Barone
7- “I go to work and people shoot at me. Raymond goes to work and people do the wave.” – Robert Barone
8- “You want to know the meaning of life? You’re born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.”— Frank Barone
9- “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I’m in the bathroom.”— Frank Barone
10- “I can’t compete with your mother’s turkey Ray; the woman has giblets in her blood!”— Debra Barone
11- “Mommy is just wrestling daddy.”— Debra Barone
12- “You know, I used to work with a guy who would come in every morning and say, ‘Good morning, you miserable jerks!’ Well, I guess I’m that guy now.” – Raymond Barone
13- “This is Debra, the little lady. I don’t mean little in a size way or that she doesn’t matter. She’s my lady. She’s my great big lady.”— Ray Barone
14- “Hold the ho’s, I want to talk to you for a minute.”— Ray Barone
15- “So God made us smart enough to know there’s an answer, but not smart enough to figure it out?”— Ray Barone
16- “You can’t create fate cause then it’s not fate; it’s voodoo.” — Ray Barone
17- “I don’t want to be like my parents. I don’t want to live on Long Island. I don’t want to be a sportswriter.” – Ray Barone
18- “Okay, the meatballs are not exactly like my mother’s, but I am saying to you: We have a house…we have a car…our student loans are paid off. You should be able to sleep!”— Ray Barone
19- “I wish I were Einstein ’cause then I’d invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice.” — Ray Barone
20- “I’m not going to lie to you, I’m not happy. But I’m not unhappy either. I’m somewhere in between.” – Raymond Barone
21- “Debra, calm down. You’re reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall!”— Ray Barone
22- “Laughter’s the best medicine, right? I’m keeping it loose, keeping it light.”— Ray Barone
23- “I’m not indecisive. Unless you think I am, in which case I’ll try to decide.” – Raymond
24- “Debra, I love you. You’re my life. But you got clothes in the dryer, and I gotta turn it on.” – Ray Barone
25-“I don’t need to win. Unless it’s important. Then I really need to win.” – Robert Barone
26- “I’m not high maintenance. I’m low maintenance. Completely.” – Debra Barone
27- “I’m not arguing, I’m discussing… with extreme intensity.” – Marie Barone
28- “Everything I have I owe to pasta.” – Frank Barone
29- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Debra Barone
30- “The only thing I’m ready for is a nap.” – Ray Barone
31- “When you have kids, you become the people you used to make fun of.” – Ray Barone
32- “If we were all measured by our faults, none of us would measure up.” – Frank Barone
33- “It’s not that I don’t want to help; it’s that I don’t want to.” – Robert Barone
34- “I’m just saying… there’s always a reason why things happen.” – Marie Barone
35- “I’m not spying. I’m observing surreptitiously.” – Frank Barone
36- “I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.” – Frank Barone
37- “I’m very impressed by people who have found their calling. Especially if it’s something interesting, like painting or photography. I’m still waiting for mine.” – Raymond
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