“Louie” is a critically acclaimed TV series that aired from 2010 to 2015. It was created, directed, written, edited, and produced by the comedian Louis C.K. The show is a mix of stand-up comedy and short films that revolve around Louie’s life as a stand-up comedian and a single dad living in New York City. The series received praise for its realistic portrayal of the ups and downs of life, as well as for its dark humor and unique storytelling.
Discover the most memorable Louie quotes that will inspire and entertain. From humorous one-liners to profound insights, explore a collection of the best Louie quotes that resonate with wit and wisdom
Louie Quotes
1- “This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and my dad hung himself in front of me, while masturbating.” -Ben
2- “Say what you don’t know and learn everything.” -Louie
3- “It’s kind of like the people who live up there. Some of them have been living there their whole lives and have never seen where they live. Then you look up there and see them on their balconies and they’re alone and you kind of feel sorry for them because they’re alone you know.” -Ramon
4- “Jesus, now I’m all dicked up in the head. Thought it was simple with you.” -Maria
5- “Yes, you’re fat. And I have not tits. Let’s be honest. That’s the only way I’ll stay with you.” -Liz
6- “Hey Robby, you gotta come down and check out the tits on this new Chilean broad down at Sweet Charity.” -Robin
7- “Your sperms are dying inside my mouth right now.” -Louie
8- “You want me to give you raw meat in a bowl? Your mother gives you that?” -Louie
9- “My mom says any choice I make is okay because I love myself.” -Never
10- “Jesus, Louie! You got me right in the face!” -Jimmy Norton
11- “You can’t just drift through life and hope that love is going to float into you like plankton into a whale’s f*cking mouth.” -Chloe
12- “They’re all the same. They’re all made from the same Asian suffering. There’s no difference” -Louie
13- “In 10 years, you’re gonna be teaching comedy at a community college and you’ll be falling asleep to the Late Show… with Jerry Seinfeld. You’re circling failure in a rapidly declining orbit.” -Garry Marshall
14- “Well you know, you’re the hip guy, the cool guy. That used to be me. But then you gotta do 14 minutes a night, every single night. Nobody’s hip every single night.” -Jay Leno
15- “Napoleon masturbated… Gandhi, uh, Joan Jett, Shakespeare…” -Louie
16- “Just because you like to hang out in your underwear on your couch doesn’t mean the United States of America wants to see it.” -Jack Dahl
17- “Tune in every night, folks. It’s the Crying Cleaning Lady show!” –Dahl
18- “Are we supposed to feel sorry for white guys? What, is 10,000 years of unchecked prosperity, that’s not enough for you?” -Louie
19- “You know what your problem is? You’re just a… pencil… penis… parade!”-Louiee
Best My Name Is Earl Quotes – Tv Series
The post 19 Best Louie Quotes – Tv Series appeared first on NSF News and Magazine.