Uncle Ruckus Quotes: Uncle Ruckus is a fictional character from the animated television series “The Boondocks,” which is based on the comic strip of the same name created by Aaron McGruder. The character was introduced in the comic strip and later became a prominent figure in the animated series.
Uncle Ruckus Quotes
1. “If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance.” – Uncle Ruckus
2. “I’m probably going to have to start selling crack, or rapping, or rapping about selling crack.” – Uncle Ruckus
3. “Jean-Claude Van Damme’s the best martial artist in the world. He killed a man with his butt cheek power.” – Uncle Ruckus
4. “My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation.” – Uncle Ruckus
5. “Okay, first of all, ain’t nobody talking while I’m talking.” – Uncle Ruckus
6. “They don’t possess the strength of character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter.” – Uncle Ruckus
7. “I’m gonna get me a dog; name him Levee. I’m gonna kick him every time it rains.” – Uncle Ruckus
8. “Only stealin’ and shootin’ I wanna see is on this here b-ball, you little future ex-con.” – Uncle Ruckus
9. “It was a Fourth of July, and I was told it was an especially good night to be born, but that was some bulls..t.” – Uncle Ruckus
10. “I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.” – Uncle Ruckus
11. “Shut yo’ preachin’ a.. up, you son of a b…h!” – Uncle Ruckus
12. “I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me sh….n’ myself.” – Uncle Ruckus
13. “You need a special permit for wheels like that.” – Uncle Ruckus
14. “She won’t be too much hassle. The doctor said she gonna be dead any minute now.” – Uncle Ruckus
15. “Due to the conditions of my parole, I am unable to leave the country at this time.” – Uncle Ruckus
16. “I dunno how I’m supposed to pay the bills… probably have to start selling crack.” – Uncle Ruckus
17. ”Come on, Robert, pick up the phone!” – Uncle Ruckus
18. “This looks like a damn astronaut shoe.” – Uncle Ruckus
19. “I’m sorry, Mr. Rebel, but I can’t make music with you no mo.” – Uncle Ruckus
20. “I’m not walkin’ to the Moon, I’m walkin’ to the liquor store.” – Uncle Ruckus
21. “Them happy, nappy head n*ggas/with their fingers on the triggers/don’t trust them new n*ggas over there!”– Uncle Ruckus
22. “Ain’t nobody talking while I’m talking, so shut the f*ck up! My name is Uncle Ruckus and I will be nigga-sitting you two until your grandfather returns. Your granddad had picked me cause I am a licensed zoologist. I have studied a variety of wild animals and the African male, if by far, is the most savagely cunning. This is an opportunity to observe you niggas in your natural habitat and collect data. But be warned, whatever nigga trickery you got up your sleeve does not affect me!”– Uncle Ruckus
23. “Colored folks talkin’ about ‘Save Me!’ / Wasn’t nothin’ wrong with slavery! / At least we got good food back then — uh huh, uh huh! / White man sho could be yo friend-“– Uncle Ruckus
24. “Can I get a shoe named after a white man please? Excuse me, Darkie in the zebra shirt. Can I get a Bruce Jenner sneaker? I’m not leaving here until I get a shoe named after a white man! John Stockton, Pistol Pete Maravich. Anybody!”– Uncle Ruckus
25. “They don’t possess the strength of character to be a great fighter. That’s why all the best fighters have always been white men. Name me one great black heavyweight fighter? You can’t do it. You wanna pull Ali out your ass? Then why he didn’t go to Vietnam? Cuz he was scared. No Vietnamese never called me nigga. I called him a nigga eight times before breakfast. Want he gonna do? Jean Claude Van Dam killed a man with his butt cheek power.”– Uncle Ruckus
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