Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth is a primary character from the animated television series “Futurama,” which was created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen.
Professor Farnsworth is the founder and owner of the Planet Express delivery service, the company where the show’s main characters work. He is an elderly (over 160 years old) and somewhat eccentric scientist and inventor, often creating outlandishly dangerous or useless devices and experiments. His inventions are central to many of the show’s plotlines.
Professor Farnsworth Quotes
1. “Professor Farnsworth: Remeber, we’ve got to show these people we’re not bitter husks of human beings who long ago abandonded hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you’re going to have to do some acting.”
2. “Professor Farnsworth: With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!”
3. “Professor Farnsworth: Ah, perfect timing. I just turbo charged the ship’s matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Professor Farnsworth: Nothing’s the matter, Fry, now that I’ve turbo charged the matter compressor. “
4. “Leela: I am going to remind Fry of his humanity, the only way a woman can.
Professor Farnsworth: You’re going to do his laundry?” (Amy smacks the professor)
5. “Professor Farnsworth: Hail science!”
6. Professor Farnsworth: Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.
8. “Professor Farnsworth: I hate these nerds! Just because I’m stupider than them they think they’re smarter than me!”
9. “Professor Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific magic.
Fry: Fetal stem cells, aren’t those controversial?
Professor Farnsworth: In your time yes, but nowadays? Shut up! Besides they are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells.”
10. Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
11. “Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! We were suppose to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it’s been completely destroyed.
Leela: Why is that good news?
Professor Farnsworth: They paid in advance.”
12 “(at the horse races)
Announcer: It’s a dead heat. They’re checking the electron microscope.The winner is number three in a quantum finish.
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.”
13 “Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We’ll be making a delivery to Stumbos-4, a planet with such high gravity that you’ll most likley be crushed under the weight of our own hair. Enjoy! “
14 “
Hippie: You can’t own property.
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that’s because I’m not a pennniless hippie.”
15 “
Professor Farnsworth: I’m sorry Fry but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Professor Farnsworth: Urrectum!”
16 “
Professor Farnsworth: Who likes good news? Everyone?”
18
Leela: This ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going 35 MPH?
Professor Farnsworth: Because we’re in a hurry!
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