Amy Wong is a fictional character from the animated television series “Futurama,” created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen.
Amy is a young Martian woman who is a part of the Planet Express crew, the central team in the show that delivers packages to all corners of the universe. She is the intern at Planet Express, although she seems to hold this position for many years, and she is often seen assisting Professor Farnsworth in his scientific experiments.
Amy is of Chinese descent and is the daughter of wealthy ranchers who own the entire western hemisphere of Mars. She is typically depicted as kind-hearted, ditzy, and somewhat shallow, often concerned with stereotypically “girly” things like shopping and romance. She is also known for her relationship with the character Kif Kroker, an alien who serves as Zapp Brannigan’s hapless assistant.
Amy Wong Quotes
1. “Amy: Stop being such a spineless jellyfish!
Kif: You know full well I’m more closely related to the sea cucumber.
Amy: Not where it counts.” -Amy Wong
2. “Amy: Attention passengers, please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash.” –Amy Wong
3. “Hermes: We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Amy: Look, everyone wants to be more like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will?” –Amy Wong
4 “Amy: Don’t worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!”-Amy Wong
5 “Amy: You called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
Cat: Welcome to academia.”-Amy Wong
6. “Amy: This is hard! Now I know why butterflies are always so grouchy!”-Amy Wong
7. “Amy: Well, there goes the neighbourhood… There goes another neighborhood.”-Amy Wong
8. “Amy: This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.”-Amy Wong
9. “Amy: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.”-Amy Wong
10. “Amy: And, Bender, your beer belly’s so big your door won’t even close. And that doesn’t even make sense.”-Amy Wong
11. “Amy: It’s when women are polite to each other that you know there’s a problem.
Inez Wong: No we can’t! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What’s rent?”-Amy Wong
12. “Amy: Hey, let’s go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B’s they’d buy me a bar, and I got all C’s!”-Amy Wong
13. “Amy: I like how it’s not killing us so far.”-Amy Wong
14. “Amy: Whenever I get lonely, I can look over my shoulder at this disfiguring scar and think of you.”-Amy Wong
15. “Fry: Okay, my friends, get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you’ve ever tasted.
Amy: I don’t know, I’ve had cow.”-Amy Wong
16. “Fry: I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Amy: Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.”-Amy Wong
17. “Amy: I’m kind of a harpoon snob, and let me say, that thing is gorgeous.”-Amy Wong
18. “Amy: Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.”-Amy Wong
19. “Amy: Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, um, ma’am.”-Amy Wong
20. “Amy: My parents may be evil, but at least they’re stupid.”-Amy Wong
21. “Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute. “-Amy Wong
22. “Amy: Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream, aww… and one regular sized condom.”-Amy Wong
23. “Amy: Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.”-Amy Wong
24. “Amy: Spirit! Kif, that’s the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.”-Amy Wong
25 “Amy: Watch it ya stumble bums, you’re booping my Betty.”-Amy Wong
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