The Grand Theft Auto series, developed by Rockstar Games, has been a staple of the video gaming world since the first game launched in 1997. Known for its engaging storylines, open-world environments, and unabashed social commentary, the GTA series has also given players an array of memorable characters. The characters come to life through sharp, often satirical, dialogue that is frequently poignant and witty.
Grand Theft Auto (GTA) Quotes
- “I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” – Big Smoke, GTA: San Andreas
- “I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin’ second and fate shovels shit in my face.” – Tommy Vercetti, GTA: Vice City
- “War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
- “I’ve been in this game for a lot of years, and I got out alive. If you want my advice, give the shit up.” – Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas
- “I’m not exactly having a great time either. They keep calling me a ‘grease monkey’.” – Huang Lee, GTA: Chinatown Wars
- “After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.” – Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas
- “All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!” – Big Smoke, GTA: San Andreas
- “The problem with this business is that it attracts all types of people.” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
- “In times of trouble, I guess all life’s lessons come in useful.” – Michael De Santa, GTA V
- “It’s not about need, Carl. I want to keep you in the family business.” – Sweet Johnson, GTA: San Andreas
- “I thought I told you to keep an eye on the girl, Vincent!” – Salvatore Leone, GTA: Liberty City Stories
- “Money makes the world go round.” – Donald Love, GTA III
- “For every cop, there’s a hundred criminals. It’s just about knowing where to look.” – Huang Lee, GTA: Chinatown Wars
- “Anyone who stands in my way is my enemy.” – Tommy Vercetti, GTA: Vice City
- “You’re not a good person, are you?” – Patricia Madrazo, GTA V
- “You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.” – Simeon Yetarian, GTA V
- “Opportunities are for the taking. Those that don’t get taken, get missed.” – Luis Lopez, GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony
- “I’ve killed men, smuggled men, sold men. Perhaps, here, things will be different.” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
- “You can’t trust anyone in this town. You know better than that.” – Michael De Santa, GTA V
- “Remember, heroes get killed.” – Trevor Philips, GTA V
- “What is wrong with the world?!” – Random Pedestrian, Various GTA Games
- “So I’ve heard. What kind of idiot would stay in a town full of gangsters?” – Wu Zi Mu, GTA: San Andreas
- “I might not be the American dream, but I’m certainly the American reality.” – Gay Tony, GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
- “I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.” – Tommy Vercetti, GTA: Vice City
- “I’ve always been into, uh, you know, politics, social issues and stuff.” – Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas
- “I’ve got the city’s biggest gangsters paying ME to be their competition!” – Asuka Kasen, GTA III
- “Any man who says he’s gonna get you next may already have you.” – Avery Carrington, GTA: Vice City
- “Nobody’s gonna be partying up in your club when Tony Prince is done with you!” – Tony Prince, GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
- “Aaaah, well, politics and crime, they’re the same thing.” – Ken Rosenberg, GTA: San Andreas
- “Whoever thought of putting my beautiful face on a movie poster deserves a raise.” – Candy Suxxx, GTA: Vice City
- “Now it’s time to crack that diamond, baby!” – Luis Lopez, GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
- “The world is full of bad people, Ma.” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
- “This city’s full of rotten cops.” – Claude, GTA III
- “I’m getting too old for this nonsense.” – Michael De Santa, GTA V
- “There ain’t no justice, man. How the scum like Tenpenny stay on the streets?” – Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas
- “In America, we lead and in Russia, they follow. It’s a land of opportunity.” – Vlad Glebov, GTA IV
- “I have a message from Vlad: ‘Soon, the world will be made right.'” – Niko Bellic, GTA IV
- “Your problem is, you like killing too much.” – Trevor Philips, GTA V
- “If I’ve learned anything it’s that life is just one long mystery.” – Lamar Davis, GTA V
- “Ever heard of ‘honesty is the best policy’? Me neither.” – Ron Jakowski, GTA V
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