Hacks Quotes: Deborah Vance is a legendary Las Vegas comedian. However, Deborah has lost her former popularity. Trying to find a solution to this situation, the comedian seeks help from a 25-year-old consultant to regain his former popularity.
Hacks Quotes
“I was right the day I met you, you are a f–king hack”
“I can’t get rid of them all, but I can get rid of one”
“When I’m gone, didn’t you say you wanted to get your mustache waxed?”
“You have to scratch and claw and it never f–king ends. And it doesn’t get better, it just gets harder. So don’t complain to me that I’m making your life hard. You don’t even know what that means.”
“Jesus Christ! I was just wondering why you were dressed as Rachel Maddow’s mechanic.”
“Oh hey, before I leave, did you want to inspect my bag? Maybe I should just piss in a cup. You know what? I’m gonna go ahead and just leave a stool sample on your lawn.”
“You know, crying gives you wrinkles.”
“I will write this man a check…”
“That’s observational humor!”
“Wow. It’s like watching picasso sing.”
“I was just wondering why you were dressed like rachel maddow’s mechanic.”
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