1. “I don’t even know who you are.” – Thanos, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
2. “So many stairs!” – Hulk, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
3. “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
4. “You better not throw up on my ship!” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
5. “Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me.” – Scott Lang, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
6. “Is that a person?” – Bruce Banner, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
7. “I can’t do this. I shouldn’t be here, I shouldn’t have come. This is a bad idea.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
8. “Don’t give me hope.” – Clint Barton, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
9. “Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.” – Rocket,’Avengers: Endgame’.
10. “You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
11. “You know, if you’re about to tell me to look on the bright side – I’m about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
12. “Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
13. “Maybe I am.” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
14. “Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.” – Pepper Potts, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
15. “How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.” – Bucky Barnes, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
16. “I think you look great, Cap. As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass.” – Scott Lang, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
17. “Hail Hydra.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
18. “Did she have any family?” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
19. “Yeah. Us.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
20. “Avengers! Assemble.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
21. “For the last five years I’ve been trying to do one thing, get to right here. That’s all it’s been about. Bringing everybody back.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
22. “So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
23. “You look like melted ice cream.” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
24. “No. No, I don’t think I will.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
25. “Okay, hold on. Don’t shoot.” – Clint Barton, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
26. “They are S.H.I.E.L.D. Well, actually HYDRA, but we didn’t know that yet.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
27. “For one of you. For the other, in order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul for a soul.” – Red Skull, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
28. “Nothing. Yet. They’re not trying to stop something I’m going to do in our time. They’re trying to undo something I’ve already done in theirs.” – Thanos, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
29. “I knew it!” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
30. “Well, I don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
31. “Activate ‘Instant Kill!’” – Spider-Man, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
32. “I love you mom.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
33. “I love you… eat a salad.”- Frigga, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
34. “Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome.” – Clint Barton, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
35. “Go to bed, or I’ll sell all your toys.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
36. “Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
37. “I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.” – Happy, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
38. “Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don’t mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?” – James Rhodes, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
39. “And secondly, time doesn’t work that way. Changing the past doesn’t change the future.” – Hulk, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
40. “I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.” – Frigga, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
41. “He’s pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course, he did, but you know, there’s a lot of that going around, ain’t there?” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
42. “Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
43. “What’s new with composting?” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
44. “What’s up, Regular-Sized Man?” – James Rhodes, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
45. “Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They’re probably just happy to have a home.” – Bruce Banner, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
46. “BOOM!” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
47. “Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There’s an idiot in the landing zone.” – Nebula, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
48. “I wasn’t always like this.” – Nebula, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
49. “No one blamed you, Bruce.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
50. “Me either. But we work with what we got, right?” – James Rhodes, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
51. “Everybody comes home.” – Hulk, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
52. “You took everything from me.” – Scarlet Witch, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
53. “Clint! Give it to me.” – T’Challa, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
54. “Hey kid, what the hell happened here?” – Scott Lang, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
55. “Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.” – Nebula, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
56. “See you in a minute.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
57. “I thought I lost you.” – Star Lord, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
58. “This is the one? Seriously?” – Gamora, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
59. “I lost the kid.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
60. “What, you wanted more?” – Wong, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
61. “Anything else. I’m honestly happy to see you guys. I just… oh, and look, the table’s set for six.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
62. “Take it easy; you’re only a genius on Earth, pal.” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
63. “That Time Stone guy.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
64. “Mommy told me to come and save you.” – Morgan Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
65. “You never wanted a time heist. You… you weren’t on board with the time heist.” – Scott Lang, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
66. “We’re only giving me a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
67. “Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?” – Carol Danvers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
68. “I don’t know how you’re gonna get it through all that.” – Spider-Man, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
69. “I can’t breathe!” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
70. “Danvers, we need an assist here.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
71. “We’re a long way from Budapest.” – Clint Barton, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
72. “I try to kill you. Several times. But eventually, we become friends. We become sisters.” – Nebula, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
73. “Bucky is alive.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
74. “Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
75. “Have we ever met that guy?” – Howard Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
76. “What? You gonna get another haircut?” – Rocket, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
77. “Sounds like a deal.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
78. “You were somewhere in the low 6 to 900 range.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
79. “Uh, Loki will be answering to Odin himself.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
80. “All right, move it, Stuart Little. Things are getting dicey out here. Let’s go.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
81. “Guys… I think it worked.” – Scott Lang, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
82. “I love you 3000.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
83. “Tony, look at me. We’re gonna be okay. You can rest now.” – Pepper Potts, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
84. “You’re five years early.” – Ancient One, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
85. “Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
86. “You take the small one.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
87. “Well, after I put the stones back, I thought… maybe I’ll… try some of that life Tony was telling me to get.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
88. “You know I wish there was a way that I could let her know. That we won, we did it.” – Clint Barton, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
89. “Turns out resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
90. “So did something go wrong or did something go right?” – Sam Wilson, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
91. “No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It’s just him.” – Carol Danvers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
92. “Might want to smash a few things along the way.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
93. “Ok, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
94. “Tractors engaged.” – Hulk, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
95. “You lose this again, I’m keeping it.” – Tony Stark, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
96. “He’s right. That IS America’s ass.” – Steve Rogers, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
97. “No. I’d like a Bloody Mary.” – Thor, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
98. “Hi, nice to meet you. I’m – Oh, my god!” – Spider-Man, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
99. “The work is done. I won. What I’m about to do, I’m gonna enjoy it. Very, very much!” – Thanos, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
100. “Thanos did what exactly he said he was gonna do. He wiped out 50% of all living creatures.” – Natasha Romanoff, ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
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