1. “Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality.” -Calvin Candie, ‘Django Unchained’.
2. “Mister Candie, normally I would say “Auf wiedersehen”, but since what “auf wiedersehen” actually means is “’till I see you again”, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye! -Dr. King Schultz, ‘Django Unchained’.
3. “Hey, Snowball. You wanna know my name or the name of my horse, you ask me.” -Django, ‘Django Unchained’.
4. “- Django: Hey, little troublemaker.
– Broomhilda: Hey, big troublemaker.” -‘Django Unchained’.
5. “- Calvin Candie: Your boss looks a little green around the gills.
– Django: He just ain’t used to seein’ a man ripped apart by dogs is all.
– Calvin Candie: But you are used to it?
– Django: I’m just a little more used to Americans than he is.”-‘Django Unchained’.
6. “- Stephen: I count six shots, nigger.
– Django: [pulls out a second revolver] I count two guns, nigger.”-‘Django Unchained’.
7. “On one hand, I despise slavery. On the other hand, I need your help. If you’re not in a position to refuse, all the better. So, for the time being, I’m gonna make this slavery malarkey work to my benefit. Still, having said that, I feel guilty…”-Dr. King Schultz, ‘Django Unchained’.
8. “My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing your weapon at me with lethal intention?”-Dr. King Schultz, ‘Django Unchained’.
9.“Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.”-Calvin Candie, ‘Django Unchained’.
10. “- Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty hunting business?
– Django: Kill white people and get paid for it? What’s not to like?”-‘Django Unchained’.
11. “- Calvin Candie: I’ve heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody them mandingos ain’t no damn good, ain’t nothing nobody is selling is worth buying – I’m curious. What makes you such a mandingo expert?
– Django: I’m curious what makes you so curious.” -‘Django Unchained’.
12. “- Dr. King Schultz: Do most slavesbelieve in marriage?
– Django: Oh, me and wife did. Old Man Carrucan didn’t. That’s why we, uh, we run off.” -‘Django Unchained’.
13. “The stateplaces a bounty on a man’s head. I track that man, I find that man, I kill that man. After I’ve killed him, I transport that man’s corpse back to the authorities. Sometimes that’s easier said than done. I show that corpse to the authorities, proving yes, indeed, I truly have killed him, at which point the authorities pay me the bounty. So, like slavery, it’s a flesh for cash business.” -Dr. King Schultz, ‘Django Unchained’.
14. “- Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly: I don’t know, doctor. You can lay on all the German sweet talk you want, but it looks like this pony’s got big eyes for Django.
– Dr. King Schultz: Well, naturally, it is the soaring eagle that attracts her attention, not the plucked chicken.” -‘Django Unchained’.
15. “- Django: You kill people? And they give you a reward?
– Dr. King Schultz: Certain people, yeah…
– Django: Bad people?
– Dr. King Schultz: Ah! Badder they are, the bigger the reward.” -‘Django Unchained’.
16. “Seventy-six years, Stephen. How many niggers you think you seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand? Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine? Every single word that came out of Calvin Candie’s mouth was nothing but horseshit, but he was right about one thing: I am that one nigger in ten thousand.” -Django, ‘Django Unchained’.
17. “- Dr. King Schultz: I can’t express the joy I felt conversing in my mother tongue. And Hildi is a charming conversation companion.
– Calvin Candie: Well, be careful now, Dr. Schultz. You might have caught yourself a little dose of nigger love. Nigger love’s a powerful emotion, boy. It’s like a pool of black tar. Once it catches your ass, your caught.” -‘Django Unchained’.
18. “Django is a free man. He cannot be treated like a slave. He… within the boundaries of good taste, he must be treated as an extension of myself.” -Dr. King Schultz, ‘Django Unchained’.
19. – Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas. He wrote “The Three Musketeers.” I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel’s lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?
– Calvin Candie: You doubt he’d approve?
– Dr. King Schultz: Yes. His approval would be a dubiousproposition at best.
– Calvin Candie: Soft hearted Frenchy?
– Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas is black.-‘Django Unchained’.
20. “In the skull of the African here, the area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or other sub-human species on planet Earth. If you examine this piece of skull here, you’ll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now if I was holding a skull of a… of an Isaac Newton or Galileo, these three dimples would be in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben, and in the skull of old Ben unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most.”– Calvin Candie,’Django Unchained’.
21.“Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.” -Calvin Candie , ‘Django Unchained’.
22. “You better listen to your Boss, White Boy!” -‘Django Unchained’.
23. “I’m curious what makes you so curious.” -‘Django Unchained’.
24. “You didn’t mention kneecapping.” -‘Django Unchained’.
25. “Cora, before you go, will you tell miss Lara goodbye?” -‘Django Unchained’.
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