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Best 27 Parasite Quotes – Movies

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Meet the Park Family: a classic painting of hereditary wealth. The Kim Family, on the other hand, is rich in street intelligence but has no other wealth

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Parasite Quotes

1. So we’re all gathered here today to celebrate the reconnection of our phones, and this bounteous Wi-Fi! ” –Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

2. “Wow, does Seoul University have a major in document forgery? Ki-jeong would be top of her class.” –Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

3. (reciting in a melody) Jessica, only child, Illinois, Chicago. Classmate Kim Jin-mo, he’s your cousin. ” –Ki-jeong, ‘Parasite’.

4. If that were the first question on a real exam, you’d be screwed. (holds Da-hye’s wrist) Look at this. Your pulse is racing. The heart doesn’t lie. An exam is like slashing through a jungle. Lose that momentum and you’re finished. The answer to #24? I don’t care. Slashing through the exam, dominating it! That’s all I care about. What you need is vigor. ” Ki-woo, ‘Parasite’.

5. “Dad, today I made a plan – a fundamental plan. I’m going to earn money, a lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I’ll earn money. When I have money, I’ll buy the house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard. Because the sunshine is so nice there. All you’ll need to do is walk up the stairs. Take…” -Kim Ki-woo, ‘Parasite’.

Parasite Quotes - Movies

6. “You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.” –Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

7. “Chung-sookRich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.” –Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

8. “We ordered it from the U.S., it’ll be fine.”. -Dong-ik, ‘Parasite’.

9. “Don’t call me sis, you filthy b*tch! ” -Moon-gwang, ‘Parasite’.

10. “No, no, it’s not that. What is it? Like an old radish. No. You know when you boil a rag? It smells like that.” – Dong-ik, ‘Parasite’.

11. “Honey, that woman Chung-sook… Oh god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs.” – Moon-gwang, ‘Parasite’.

12. “Wow, does Seoul University have a major in document forgery? Ki-jeong would be top of her class.” – Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

13. “How should I describe the mother? She’s a bit simple. Young and simple.” – Min-hyuk, ‘Parasite’.

14. “Right! We’ll get drunk in the daytime.” – Yeon-gyo, ‘Parasite’.

15. “You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.” – Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

16. “No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!” – Geun-sae, ‘Parasite’.

17. “Lady are you crazy? If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked! What did those nice people ever do wrong?” – Ki-taek, ‘Parasite’.

Parasite Quotes - Movies

18. “Even caught the bouquet from a b*tch I’ve never met. If you get the bouquet, they pay an extra ten dollars”. – Ki-jeong, ‘Parasite’.

19. Ki-taek: She’s rich, but still nice.

Chung-sook: Not “rich, but still nice.” She’s nice because she’s rich. Hell, if I had all this money. I’d be nice, too! –‘Parasite’.

20. Ki-woo: Dad?

Ki-taek: Yeah?

Ki-woo: What was your plan?

Ki-taek: What are you talking about?

Ki-woo: Before you said you had a plan. What will you do about the basement?

Ki-taek: Ki-woo, you know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan. You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. Look around us, did these people think ‘Let’s all spend the night in a gym?’ But look now, everyone’s sleeping on the floor, us included. That’s why people shouldn’t make plans. With no plan, nothing can go wrong and if something spins out of control, it doesn’t matter. Whether you kill someone or betray your country. None of it f*cking matters. Got it?

Ki-woo: Dad, I’m sorry.

Ki-taek: For what?

Ki-woo: Everything. –‘Parasite’.

21. Dong-ik: My wife has no talent for housework. She’s bad at cleaning, and her cooking’s awful. 

Ki-taek: Still, you love her, right?

Dong-ik: Of course, I love her. We’ll call it love. –‘Parasite’.

22. Ki-woo: When she enters university, I’ll officially ask her out. Seriously.

Ki-taek: Then this house will be your in-laws’ house? 

Chung-sook: F*ck, then I’m washing dishes at my daughter-in-law’s? 

Ki-taek: And washing your daughter-in-law’s underwear and socks. –‘Parasite’.

23. Ki-taek: Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them. 

Chung-sook: It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out.  –‘Parasite’.

24. Yeon-gyo: Da-song is an artist by nature. Look at this painting. 

Ki-woo: It’s so metaphorical. It’s really strong. 

Yeon-gyo: Strong, right? You’ve got an eye for this.

Ki-woo: It’s a chimpanzee, right?

Yeon-gyo: A self-portrait. –‘Parasite’.

25. Chung-sook: What? Fumigation? 

Ki-taek: They still do that kind of thing?

Ki-woo: Guess so.

Ki-jeong: Shut the window.

Ki-taek: Leave it open. We’ll get free extermination. Kill the stink bugs. –‘Parasite’.

26. Min-hyuk: This stone here is said to bring material wealth to families…

Ki-woo: Min-hyuk, this is so metaphorical. 

Ki-taek: For sure. It’s a very opportune gift. –‘Parasite’.

27. “- Ki-taek: They are rich but still nice.
Chung-sook, Ki-taek’s wife: They are nice because they are rich.”  –‘Parasite’.

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