Here are best Juliet Higgins Quotes from Magnum P.I. tv show.
1- “Don’t ruin my whiskey with ice! I’m not a bloody American!” – Juliet Higgins
2- “How fiendishly deceptive of you Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.” – Juliet Higgins
3- “To make an omelet, one must crack a few eggs.” – Juliet Higgins
4- “I am utterly sick and tried of those four pathetic words “Higgins I can explain”.” – Juliet Higgins
5- “The estate is completely overrun with your good-for-nothing friends, sleazy clients and unexpected guests.” – Juliet Higgins
6- “I never said cheap! It’s just not serious writing. That’s the only real difference between the memoirs and the novels.” – Juliet Higgins
7- “The two of you are as nervous as a pair of Devonshire schoolgirls.” – Juliet Higgins
8- “I will take note of the panic in your voice and those guilt-crazed eyes as a scent to my favor, albeit with the slightest reluctance.” – Juliet Higgins
9- “Don’t “Hi, Higgins” me. Just get you and your juvenile delinquents out of here.” – Juliet Higgins
10- “The potato chip heiress from Buffalo who filled the tidal pool with…” – Juliet Higgins
11- “Sometimes you amaze me, Magnum, truly. Your intuitive grasp of human nature is so…so…” – Juliet Higgins
12- “I knew I could count on hearing that pathetic phrase once again, it is as regular as the rising and setting of the…” – Juliet Higgins
13- “Magnum, you never cease to amaze me. I must know how you arrived at this remarkably astute conclusion with your limited knowledge of art.” – Juliet Higgins
14- “None of my things go with yours. And for Pete’s sake, a grown man who can’t tie his own tie?” – Juliet Higgins
15- “Magnum, I’m very busy placating the guests. Now, will you please send Rick and T.C., away and assume the character of a reasonably competent security person? Only you and I will know you’re acting.” – Juliet Higgins
16- “I assure you, the kind of work I had in mind requires no intelligence what so ever.” – Juliet Higgins
17- “Call it what you may, I didn’t do it, Mr Masters did. Free Rent. Red Ferrari.” – Juliet Higgins
18- “If you’re going to drink yourself into a stupor, wouldn’t whiskey be more effective?” – Juliet Higgins
19- “You ran through a pen, striking Mr. Platt, who was chasing a pig. It’s so… Magnum-esque. The body has departed, but the spirit has remained behind to haunt me. Why?” – Juliet Higgins
20- “You know lads, I sometimes view myself as a later-day Job, constantly being tested by our Creator. How else could I possibly justify four major wars, dozens of minor conflicts, seven natural disasters, and…” – Juliet Higgins
21- “I, of course, have spent many a Christmas away from home and family. More times than I care to remember, in more places than I care to remember; Forgotten battlefields, and sometimes even forgotten wars. I think being at war, makes Christmas all the more bittersweet – peace on earth, and goodwill to all men, and all that.” – Juliet Higgins
22- “It’s interesting how the guilty party defends himself, even before he’s been accused.” – Juliet Higgins
23- “I have studied Aristotle, Socrates, Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Bertrand Russell; I have toured college campuses debating the virtues of dialectic versus symbolic syllogism; I have written scholarly articles for the need for a new, more dynamic logic. But nothing in my life has prepared me for the workings of the Thomas Magnum mind.” – Juliet Higgins
24- “One can never be sure with Magnum. Well, he’d better survive if he knows what’s good for him.” – Juliet Higgins
25- “Or is it some exotic fantasy you engage in after the sun goes down. “Win one for the dipper,” something or other.” – Juliet Higgins
26- “It’s just that you can’t know what it’s like to care deeply for someone and have your hope taken.” – Juliet Higgins
27- “It’s Higgin’s law, if you will: Opportunity plus Magnum equals financial disaster. Inevitably the disaster befalls an innocent bystander.” – Juliet Higgins
28- “For a moment, I failed to remember that the ways of a gentleman are patently foreign to you. I revere words like honor, integrity, chivalry – words that are clearly not in your vocabulary.” – Juliet Higgins
29- “I know, however desolated I would be, I would also experience a certain catharsis that is singularly missing.” – Juliet Higgins
30- “Dr. Harmon, any of us who have experienced the horrors of war have them indelibly printed on our minds. But that’s the only place they exist. The war is over.” – Juliet Higgins
31- “Like distributing 1500 lbs. of recycled vegetation that was delivered this morning.” – Juliet Higgins
32- “Isn’t it glorious, lads? I find the silence and serenity sublime… No screeching of tires past my window in the early morning hours… No strange sounds emanating from the guest house… No more sordid and tawdry guests… No more abuse of private property… No more Magnum.” – Juliet Higgins
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