We listed best Lois Lane Quotes from Smallville tv show.
1- “A little less snap and a little more patter, please.” – Lois Lane
2- “I really hope this story is worth it because so far my dream assignment is turning into 1001 arabian nightmares.” – Lois Lane
3- “Hello. Lois. Banter, banter, banter. What happened, did your snappy patter set with the sun?” – Lois Lane
4- “And I thought those Sex and The City girls had gaudy taste.” – Lois Lane
5- “Well, it looks like the night shift finall clocked in. what happened–try to shave in your sleep?” – Lois Lane
6- “Fifty bucks says the crack pot with the blur in his bonnet is gunning for a little attention.” – Lois Lane
7- “But she is the lying, cheating, scheming type. You keep enough secrets, they start to back up on your brain, Clark. Seriously–alien orbs? Now she’s rambling about zombies. It all adds up to “C” for “crazy.” – Lois Lane
8- “You can save your holier-than-thou, made for TV platitudes and drown them in some holy water, mister.” – Lois Lane
9- “I’ll give you a hint. It stars with “H” and ends with “ero”.” – Lois Lane
10- “Looks like somebody took a bite out of Chloe’s conspiracy cookie.” – Lois Lane
11- “Standing in the shadow of six and a half foot of handsome. No, Lois, he doesn’t get off that easy. Kick his ass!” – Lois Lane
12- “A couple more hugs and maybe you’ll have the ‘bah humbugs’ squeezed out of you.” – Lois Lane
13- “Are you like this at the movie theater, too, Clark? I mean, these concession runs are sweet, but you’re up and down more often than the Cubs’ batting lineup.” – Lois Lane
14- “I love you Clark, but sometimes you are such a nerd.” – Lois Lane
15- “How does a guy with nine phone numbers not return a phone call?” – Lois Lane
16- “Oh I’m in the mood. Just not for breakfast.” – Lois Lane
17- “Pants on, Birthday Boy. Party train’s arrived.” – Lois Lane
18- “This has Lucy written all over it. In backstabbing, bitch-berry lipgloss.” – Lois Lane
19- “If you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner, you really have to be careful to choose exactly the right words.” – Lois Lane
20- “Smallville and I can’t move forward until he deals with the supersized hole is dad left in his heart. I’m Watson to his Holmes. Cher to his Sonny. Just like you’re Scooby to his Shaggy.” – Lois Lane
21- “Well, I’ll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse, or a cougar looking for her next meal.” – Lois Lane
22- “Jor-El, he’s here. Clark’s here. Come out, come out wherever you are.” – Lois Lane
23- “Did I ever tell you that, before Christmas, I used to unwrap all my presents and then rewrap them while my parents were still sleeping?” – Lois Lane
24- “Clark Kent and karaoke. Isn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse?” – Lois Lane
25- “Personally, I don’t mind the bump in your geek factor. But professionally, there are these newfangled things you can try. They’re called “contacts.”” – Lois Lane
26- “Let me guess. You woke up feeling odd this morning with fang marks on your neck?” – Lois Lane
27- “Okay, Chloe, remember when we were 10 and I kicked you out of my clubhouse for spilling soda and you said you’d just build a cooler one? You win.” – Lois Lane
28- “Despite what they say, I think the VRA is going a little less above board and a lot more waterboard.” – Lois Lane
29- “I’m cashing in a rain check. You cannot renege on a rain check.” – Lois Lane
30- “Listen squid lips, you don’t know anything about me or Clark.” – Lois Lane
31- “Look, I know it sounds crazy, but I’m just afraid that my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one days.” – Lois Lane
32- “You don’t have to worry about second chances with me. You’re doing really well with the first one.” – Lois Lane
33- “Easy with the pixie dust there, Tinkerbell.” – Lois Lane
34- “Well Women’s Lib got me pants and a fair wage. I figured I’d make the most of it.” – Lois Lane
35- “That’s the thing about heroes. No matter how brightly you shine the light on them, they always want to stay in the shadows.” – Lois Lane
36- “GI Joe, when are you gonna accept that you can’t beat the real American Heroes?” – Lois Lane
37- “I was possessed by a 300-year-old Scottish banshee, and I almost killed you, Clark.” – Lois Lane
38- “I don’t even know how to get huffy, ok? I do happy. I do sad. I do stop giving me the runaround bitch or I will come for you.” – Lois Lane
39- “By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I’ve ever been in… twice.” – Lois Lane
40- “Any idea why they released you all? Aside from your fiancee going all Erin Brockovich on them?” – Lois Lane
41- “Clark and I don’t spat. There was no spatting.” – Lois Lane
42- “When we first met Black Canary she was nothing more than Lex Luthor’s little organ grinder monkey. I mean, do you ever look to see who the bad guys really are before you start throwing knives and spin kicks there chickadee?” – Lois Lane
43- “You’re here. I can’t know who you are. I’d give anything to see your face… to know your name. But you can’t protect us if we know who you are. I understand that now.” – Lois Lane
44- “If I know one thing, Clark Kent’s heart is usually right.” – Lois Lane
45- “Thief? If you can’t recognize my butt in a pair of jeans, then what are you thinking about?” – Lois Lane
46- “Clark you were so close to flying under the radar that you lost sight of the skyline.” – Lois Lane
47- “I’ve got to hand it to you, Mrs. K–running Senate subcommittees by day, cooking rockin’ meals by night. You put the “M” in “modern woman.” Me, I put the “T” in “takeout.”” – Lois Lane
48- “Storage unit. That is so low rent, and so rebel.” – Lois Lane
49- “It’s kind of like being on a chain gang with your ball and chain.” – Lois Lane
50- “You do not get to whoosh your way out of this one.” – Lois Lane
51- “I think it’s high time we got you a new disguise.” – Lois Lane
52- “I won’t even bother with the Chinese, because I’d just sound racist.” – Lois Lane
51- “Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place as my dad’s battalion is a recipe for disaster.” – Lois Lane
52- “I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.” – Lois Lane
53- “The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.” – Lois Lane
54- “In that green getup of yours we’re gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.” – Lois Lane
55- “My head is pounding like a mosh pit, and my mouth tastes like armpit.” – Lois Lane
56- “It never hurts to change it up. Except the ring. I’m never gonna take that off. It’s my sparkly little ball and chain.” – Lois Lane
57- “Ok, Alexander is now Connor? Ok well I guess if Puff Daddy can become Diddy and Prince can say he’s that squiggly thing, but I’m worried about what’s underneath.” – Lois Lane
58- “Hold on Chicken Little. How do we know Connor would love nothing more than to be the only kid on the block more powerful than a locomotive?” – Lois Lane
59- “It seems Lionel 2.0 had dotted every “i” and crossed every “t.” His resurrection is so ironclad, he could give Lazarus a run for his money.” – Lois Lane
60- “I’ll trade a little motion sickness for a bullet in the bonnet any day. We need to call Clark and tell him Don Luthor is going all Godfather on us.” – Lois Lane
61- “Clark Kent if I wasn’t late I’d kick your bulletproof ass right now.” – Lois Lane
62- “Admittedly, I’m no Martha Kent so instead of lemonade you get the finest microbrew in Kansas.” – Lois Lane
63- “Before that handsome hero face ends up on jumbo screens in all your red and blue glory, we need to make sure there is nothing handsome or heroic about Clark Kent.” – Lois Lane
64- “I’d say Slade’s living proof that someone stole your key to never never escape land.” – Lois Lane
65- “My entire future just leapt head first into a world that makes Hell look like the Taj Mahal. I’m not gonna leave here until I know he’s safe.” – Lois Lane
66- “Life unions? When did you start being so romantic?” – Lois Lane
67- “I’m sorry I wouldn’t have had to do that if the world wasn’t in jeopardy and you weren’t such a bitch.” – Lois Lane
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