Here we listed best Luke Danes Quotes from Gilmore Girls Tv show
1- “I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” – Luke Danes
2- “Do not add to this insanity.” – Luke Danes
3- “I have never in my life taken part in one of these crazy group flip outs. I’m not about to start now.” – Luke Danes
4- “You do, one with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of Freud.” – Luke Danes
5- “And every time I see a picture of people having a picnic on the ground I think “What the hell are you people doing eating on the ground? Get up…get some beach chairs you cheap skates!”” – Luke Danes
6- “Huh. You don’t eat with your mouth open do you?” – Luke Danes
7- “You know, if you want I can clear the counter and you can play some bagel hockey.” – Luke Danes
8- “You don’t seem your chipper self.” – Luke Danes
9- “Call me if anyone sane walks in.” – Luke Danes
10- “Great show. Just as eerie, same era but no one ever references it.” – Luke Danes
11- “I own the building!” – Luke Danes
12- “I went straight to the bank, signed a cashier’s check, and I bought the building!” – Luke Danes
13- “I knew I just had to do something and I just heard your voice going round and round in my head.” – Luke Danes
14- “Take a chance, Luke. Make a move, Luke. You can’t have a single bed, Luke! So I bought the building!” – Luke Danes
15- “I walked around in a blind rage. I was crazy. I bought one of those Belgian waffles with the ice cream dipped in chocolate.” – Luke Danes
16- “He’s systematically buying up the town. He’s gonna turn it into Taylorville, where everyone will have to wear cardigans and have the same grass height!” – Luke Danes
17- “I just spent $100,000 and it’s all YOUR fault!” – Luke Danes
18- “I’m having nightmares where I’m being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I’m lying there, you’re standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!” – Luke Danes
19- “It had walls…with a kind of a floor…and a light.” – Luke Danes
20- “I’m upset not suicidal!” – Luke Danes
21- “Yeah, but it had carpeting which means it’s always gonna smell like a cat.” – Luke Danes
22- “‘Cause I’m the two-inch grass kind of guy.” – Luke Danes
23- “What? Tom, you are dead. You hear me? Dead!” – Luke Danes
24- “No one would’ve trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would’ve forgotten to feed him or something.” – Luke Danes
25- “What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a loner, never being married and stuff. I mean, I am getting crankier as I get older, he’s not so far off.” – Luke Danes
26- “Hey! I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. But at least you know where Rory is, and at least you know that she’s okay. Now I have to go find Jess, and I have to make sure that he’s okay, so if that cuts into your screaming time, then that’s just too damn bad!” – Luke Danes
27- “Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance only one name came to mind.” – Luke Danes
28- “Lorelai, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I’m not mad, I’m not holding a grudge, I heard your apology, I feel I’m being polite, I listened to your donut bit, I got you your coffee. What would make you happy?” – Luke Danes
29- “You said it four times, but I understand you’re embellishing for dramatic effects.” – Luke Danes
30- “I also enjoyed the Garfield stationary. That’s one funny cat.” – Luke Danes
31- “No idea what you’re talking about.” – Luke Danes
32- “I just like to see you happy.” – Luke Danes
33- “Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.” – Luke Danes
34- “Tradition is a trap, it allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything that passed was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn’t have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It’s a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.” – Luke Danes
35- “What are you, I mean, I thought you were in the Congo or Philadelphia or something.” – Luke Danes
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