Penelope Grace Garcia is a fictional character in the CBS crime drama Criminal Minds, played by Kirsten Vangsness. We listed best Penelope Garcia Quotes from the Show
1- “Yeah, it’s a highfalutin way of saying that the gun laws are lax at best. After the 2008 elections, the Floridians were nervous about losing their Second Amendment rights, and gun sales shot through the roof, pun intended.” – Penelope Garcia
2- “He’s not fictional. He’s the online alter-ego of a real person.” – Penelope Garcia
3- “So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because… yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum.” – Penelope Garcia
4- “Hey, you do know what this means? We can find out if Princess Diana’s death was really an accident!” – Penelope Garcia
5- “Did they tell you I’m being hideous? It’s because, like… listen to me. I’ve lost my voice because I’ve been crying so much. I have, like, major PTSD, with an emphasis on the… on the ’S’ and the ’T.’ And definitely some of the ‘D’ and the ‘P.’ Because it’s been a while since all of this happened and…” – Penelope Garcia
6- “I am, slick, I am! You’ve been doing your research, haven’t you?” – Penelope Garcia
7- “He is a part-time electrician, full-time alcoholic!” – Penelope Garcia
8- “Shut up you. I took French. What can I say?” – Penelope Garcia
9- “She knew where to toe the line between right and raunchy.” – Penelope Garcia
10- “Penelope’s house of “how may I save your ass today?” – Penelope Garcia
11- “Hello, my pretties. I have seen the wizard and he granted my wish.” – Penelope Garcia
12- “Oh, yeah. Sifting through the life and times of Freddy Condore with Dr. Reid here is a party I wouldn’t want to miss.” – Penelope Garcia
13- “I believe humanity was born from conflict. Maybe that’s why in all of us lives a dark side. Some of us embrace it. Some have no choice. The rest of us fight it. In the end, it’s as natural as the air we breathe. At some point, all of us are forced to face the truth. Ourselves.” – Penelope Garcia
14- “Trust me, sugar. You’re not going to want to eat when you see what’s in here.” – Penelope Garcia
15- “I’m not sulking. I’m surrounded by testosterone now.” – Penelope Garcia
16- “Of course not. We’ll both go to prison and you’ll be someone’s bitch.” – Penelope Garcia
17- “My least three favorite words strung together: I don’t know.” – Penelope Garcia
18- “Signature behaviour! If Walker got tips from Bale about bomb making then he may have told him how to steer clear of the police!” – Penelope Garcia
19- “Enchantress of all things possible, use your imagination.” – Penelope Garcia
20- “If I figure it out, does it earn me a night of passionate love-making?” – Penelope Garcia
21- “Marital bliss followed by marital diss! Of course. Why didn’t I think of that?” – Penelope Garcia
22- “Then you’ve got a problem. Deadbolt’s the number one password crack resistant software out there. You’re going to have to get inside this guy’s head to get the password.” – Penelope Garcia
23- “Hey, could you check my refrigerator and see if I have enough hot sauce?” – Penelope Garcia
24- “You’ve reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI’s office of supreme genius.” – Penelope Garcia
25- “I cleaned up this nut bag’s laptop. The guy was a torture porn connoisseur. The dude makes Rick James seem Amish…” – Penelope Garcia
26- “Yeah, just because you delete your history, it doesn’t mean all your dirty cyber laundry isn’t hanging out there for me to find on your hard drive. Rookie mistake!” – Penelope Garcia
27- “I’ll tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent, but when they go bad, they go Darth Vader bad.” – Penelope Garcia
28- “Aside from being slightly morally repugnant, he’s clean as a whistle. If that whistle was slightly morally repugnant.” – Penelope Garcia
29- “Oh, and if you hate sad stories as much as I do, you should leave the room right now, ’cause this is super sad!” – Penelope Garcia
30- “Do you know how many Ashleys are in downtown Boston? Too many Ashleys! That many Ashleys. And the only thing to track her down is that she has fancies for bunnies.” – Penelope Garcia
31- “That is a new deal and as fast as a caffeinated cheetah riding a lightning bolt, I am on it!” – Penelope Garcia
32- “Let me tell you something, sweetheart. This is a Lamborghini you are talking to. You have to drive me. You can’t just leave me parked in the garage collecting dust, or I will wilt.” – Penelope Garcia
33- “Do you know that over 50,000 people die of rabies every year in third world countries? Thank God for Monsieur Pasteur, otherwise we’d all be dead.” – Penelope Garcia
34- “Let’s see. June 22, 1992, Supreme Court ruled Minnesota hate crime laws violated free speech. The defendant burned a cross on the front yard of an African-American family’s house who lived next door.” – Penelope Garcia
35- “I’ve been reading these heinous things that have happened to these women at the hands of their abusers, and can I just say, thank God for men like you who are strong, yet gentle at the same time…” – Penelope Garcia
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