Hello Gossip Girl fans we made a list of Jenny Humphrey Quotes from the show. Jenny Humphrey, the character played by Taylor Momsen in gossip girl. Although she looks like an ineffective element in the array, that’s not the case.
1- “So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?” – Jenny Humphrey
2- “Too bad it’s more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.” – Jenny Humphrey
3- “Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you’ve never forgotten it.” – Jenny Humphrey
4- “Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.” – Jenny Humphrey
5- “The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.” – Jenny Humphrey
6- “He’d probably go anywhere with you. Except maybe the Ice Capades because that really freaked him out when he was five.” – Jenny Humphrey
7- “Well, keep dreaming. Maybe one day she’ll actually know your name.” – Jenny Humphrey
8- “Their name is Smith, you don’t have to be original.” – Jenny Humphrey
9- “Yeah, you got your dream girl and you’re star of the New Yorker. Maybe you should just die now.” – Jenny Humphrey
10- “Tell Serena again. Without the pregnancy scare in a quiet, without a distraction kind of way. But, then again, what do I know about romance or anything else?” – Jenny Humphrey
11- “The sound of your own voice annoying you?” – Jenny Humphrey
12- “He’s a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.” – Jenny Humphrey
13- “That wasn’t me, that was Dan.” – Jenny Humphrey
14- “Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!” – Jenny Humphrey
15- “I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect for my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it’s not.” – Jenny Humphrey
16- “I came to tell you in person. You win.” – Jenny Humphrey
17- “Oh, I couldn’t you shouldn’t be walking the streets with no money.” – Jenny Humphrey
18- “It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.” – Jenny Humphrey
19- “Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You’re back together! It wasn’t a doctored photo?” – Jenny Humphrey
20- “It was like I didn’t even exist!” – Jenny Humphrey
21- “Yeah, especially since you’re in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I’m sure this isn’t easy for Serena either.” – Jenny Humphrey
22- “You are lucky that I don’t just quit!” – Jenny Humphrey
23- “Agnes, I’m gonna kill you.” – Jenny Humphrey
24- “No, Eleanor promised that I could be in the meetings with the buyers from Mendels and Barney’s today.” – Jenny Humphrey
25- “I dunno… Jenny Humphrey is so young to have her own line?” – Jenny Humphrey
26- “Good, because without one we can’t meet with any buyers.” – Jenny Humphrey
27- “I had a feeling.” – Jenny Humphrey
28- “Mick and Bianca, 1971, great reference.” – Jenny Humphrey
29- “They treat her like their servant.” – Jenny Humphrey
30- “I’m not Little J anymore.” – Jenny Humphrey
31- “Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?” – Jenny Humphrey
32- “Do you know how many types of jam they have there?” – Jenny Humphrey
33- “The only human contact that you don’t pay for is the people in this house.” – Jenny Humphrey
34- “Okay, well, you’re going to have to wear your own shoes.” – Jenny Humphrey
35- “Bearable? A nice place to spend time?” – Jenny Humphrey
36- “That’s not fair. Everyone’s topless on Valentino’s yacht.” – Jenny Humphrey
37- “I’m only here for the good of the school, Chuck.” – Jenny Humphrey
38- “Blair doesn’t want me to be queen.” – Jenny Humphrey
39- “You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I’m still your friend. I’m still your sister. I just can’t let the worlds get confused.” – Jenny Humphrey
40- “Everyone gets egged on Halloween.” – Jenny Humphrey
41- “Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It’s my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.” – Jenny Humphrey
42- “Eric you don’t have to be nice to me. I’ve been so awful to you and Jonathan.” – Jenny Humphrey
43- “I’ll take real politics over the ones at Cotillion any day. Joe Wilson has nothing on Blair Waldorf.” – Jenny Humphrey
44- “Actually Blair, since I’m queen of Constance and Graham Collins is my escort, I don’t think I need you as my escort anymore.” – Jenny Humphrey
45- “You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you’ll pay for real.” – Jenny Humphrey
46- “Don’t worry, Dad. I’m over Upper East Side guys. I’m looking to expand my horizons.” – Jenny Humphrey
47- “Don’t look now, but those are the JV mean girls.” – Jenny Humphrey
48- “He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.” – Jenny Humphrey
49- “Apparently you sabotaged me at Cotillion.” – Jenny Humphrey
50- “I wouldn’t have had to do it if it weren’t for your smear campaign against me.” – Jenny Humphrey
51- “If we wanted to have sex, we’d just go to a hotel.” – Jenny Humphrey
52- “You’ve come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.” – Jenny Humphrey
53- “Okay, I don’t know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?” – Jenny Humphrey
54- “Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.” – Jenny Humphrey
55- “I’m a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case… I just wanted you to know.” – Jenny Humphrey
56- “Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.” – Jenny Humphrey
57- “I don’t need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he’s unavailable.” – Jenny Humphrey
58- “I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.” – Jenny Humphrey
59- “The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!” – Jenny Humphrey
60- “It’s just… whenever I’m alone I can’t not think of the other night, you know? It’s just, you’re the only one who gets what I’m going through right now.” – Jenny Humphrey
61- “Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.” – Jenny Humphrey
62- “I don’t see what we need Blair for, I mean, don’t you read Gossip Girl? Extortion’s what I do. All day.” – Jenny Humphrey
63- “I get it, you and I are friends, you love Serena.” – Jenny Humphrey
64- “Blair, I’m just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he’ll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.” – Jenny Humphrey
65- “Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.” – Jenny Humphrey
66- “The girl on Gossip Girl’s blast isn’t Serena.” – Jenny Humphrey
67- “I thought I could change and I didn’t. So I think the best thing for me to do is go. And stay gone.” – Jenny Humphrey
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