Hello Modern Family fans this week we made a lis of best Mitchell Pritchett Quotes from the show.
1- “Well, someone inherited her father’s flair for hyperbole.” – Mitchell Pritchett
2- “She’s a My Sweet Companion doll. Each doll has an elaborate backstory. Beatrice works with blind dolphins and models.” – Mitchell Pritchett
3- “Why does everyone think I’m gay?” – Mitchell Pritchett
4- “She says to buy her a BlackBerry.” – Mitchell Pritchett
5- “I just realized all of Lily’s friends are going to school this year, and now she’s late.” – Mitchell Pritchett
6- “Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.” – Mitchell Pritchett
7- “I don’t care what they say, kale is a good garnish, I don’t think it’s ready to anchor a meal.” – Mitchell Pritchett
8- “That drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange flavored. He could have chewed it.” – Mitchell Pritchett
9- “You could be someone who just stepped out of a machine called the Womanizer.” – Mitchell Pritchett
10- “Cam thinks that if he were straight he and Julia Roberts would be dating.” – Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
11- “I don’t think that does what you think it does.” – Mitchell Pritchett
12- “I don’t care if it’s clich? I love the convenience of a nice mini quiche.” – Mitchell Pritchett
13- “Yeah, you’ve been put through the mill, Pepper. Heard it!” – Mitchell Pritchett
14- “We’re getting married in seven months.” – Mitchell Pritchett – Modern Family
15- “Lily is not gay, it’s just a phase she’s going through. Oh, my God, did I just say that? Don’t tell anyone I said that.” – Mitchell Pritchett
16- “I’ve been doing some work helping people with estates and wills. It’s sadder than I thought It’d be.” – Mitchell Pritchett
17- “I’m sorry I got Claire involved, but – and this is not a criticism – but sometimes you can be a little sensitive about your appearance.” – Mitchell Pritchett
18- “Unless Tom Brady is staying over, I’m not cooking pancakes for football players. He is a football player, right?” – Mitchell Pritchett
19- “Claire, Claire, Claire! Not now, not now, not now! No, stop, please.” – Mitchell Pritchett
20- “You were right. Every child wants a clown for a dad.” – Mitchell Pritchett
21- “We need something to pick this party up.” – Mitchell Pritchett
22- “Gun to my head? I’d say pull the trigger.” – Mitchell Pritchett
23- “They don’t catch up. It’s called a collision.” – Mitchell Pritchett
24- “Mr. Conductor! I-I… what? I was Purelling! And it’s me; why would you toss it?” – Mitchell Pritchett
25- “So much diversity. Keep your wallet in your front pocket.” – Mitchell Pritchett
26- “We took Lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.” – Mitchell Pritchett
27- “I hear that you keep flashing our guests.” – Mitchell Pritchett
28- “Well, he just can’t say no to anybody who needs help and why do you have to always add the word ‘gay’ where it doesn’t belong?” – Mitchell Pritchett
29- “Hey Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays?” – Mitchell Pritchett
30- “I’m still friends with Pepper.” – Mitchell Pritchett
31- “Phil saw Dad cry.” – Mitchell Pritchett
32- “Is she driving her jalopie, or did she take one of them new flying machines?” – Mitchell Pritchett
33- “Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria’s fault?” – Mitchell Pritchett
34- “Hey, dad, did you accidentally leave this hilarious book of lawyer jokes in the guest room?” – Mitchell Pritchett
35- “My trophy is a professional award given to me by my peers, while your trophy was given to you on a pier.” – Mitchell Pritchett
36- “Cam thinks he’s Dirty Harry.” – Mitchell Pritchett
37- “There are exactly three people in costume here: a tool, a douche and me… and I don’t have time to go home and change.” – Mitchell Pritchett
38- “I think dad will love returning my gift this year.” – Mitchell Pritchett
39- “We had great tickets for Lady Gaga. I was looking forward to this concert for weeks. It’s the one gay stereotype I allow myself.” – Mitchell Pritchett
40- “I don’t have any deep-seated anger.” – Mitchell Pritchett
41- “Yeah, well, my mother canceled in a voicemail and told me she had a boyfriend in a newsletter, so join the team.” – Mitchell Pritchett
42- “”Some meet”? The 13-and-under regional championships; just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road.” – Mitchell Pritchett
43- “Actually, it’s the opposite of a first date. You don’t want to have sex, but you do want to have a baby.” – Mitchell Pritchett
44- “I can’t believe Lily is biting. Lily, why are you biting?” – Mitchell Pritchett
45- “You know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.” – Mitchell Pritchett
46- “It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game.” – Mitchell Pritchett
“for years and years, everybody’s desperately afraid to be different, you know, in any way. and then, suddenly, almost overnight, everybody wants to be different. and that is where we win.”
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