Hey Insecure fans here are some interesting Issa Dee Quotes from the show. YouTube star Issa Rae, named by the Rolling Stones as one of the 23 funniest people in America
1- “I’m sorry for making this about me.” – Issa Dee
2- “I made a mistake, but at least I can see the s**t that I do wrong.” – Issa Dee
3- “I’m not pregnant, okay? It’s fine, don’t even trip.” – Issa Dee
4- “You were just an itch I needed to scratch.” – Issa Dee
5- “Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore.” – Issa Dee
6- “Daniel knows I’m with Lawrence.” – Issa Dee
7- “I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with.” – Issa Dee
8- “Don’t nobody want yo Steve Harvey box set.” – Issa Dee
9- “Go for it, go for it, go! Ho for it, ho for it, ho!” – Issa Dee
10- “So you know Imma take all my DVDs?” – Issa Dee
11- “Fuck feeling feelings.” – Issa Dee
12- “Uh ah ha ha. It’s like a jungle sometimes n***a.” – Issa Dee
13- “My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.” – Issa Dee
14- “In a box, to the left.” – Issa Dee
15- “Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fuck researching ass kids.” – Issa Dee
16- “Lawrence wait. Can I get your Rite-Aid card for a discount?” – Issa Dee
17- “Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.” – Issa Dee
18- “…I can’t talk about this right now, I gotta go.” – Issa Dee
19- “Why you assuming I like Drake?” – Issa Dee
20- “…We are not about to be the black couple fighting in Rite-Aid.” – Issa Dee
21- “Black women aren’t bitter, they’re just tired of being expected to settle for less.” – Issa Dee
22- “He just really gets us.” – Issa Dee
23- “Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, ‘That pussy,’ and he’s talking about me, girl!”
24- “I’m breaking up with him to-night!” – Issa Dee
25- “It’s my sexy walk!” – Issa Dee
26- “I’m just saying why can’t black men explore their sexuality without being labeled as gay or bi or whatever?” – Issa Dee
27- “Guys, it’s not about her. It’s petty to judge her, and I don’t want to be petty.” – Issa Dee
28- “Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.” – Issa Dee
29- “I taste wine.” – Issa Dee
30- “Granted, having sex with me isn’t amazing, but it’s like, ‘Huh… Okay. Yeah, I’m satisfied. I’d do that again.'” – Issa Dee
31- “When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn’t know how to handle it.” – Issa Dee
32- “Trying to fuck is hard.” – Issa Dee
33- “Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.” – Issa Dee
34- “Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a bitch been an alarm clock since Day 1? Well, beep beep, motherfuckers! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!” – Issa Dee
35- “Was it worth all that time I spent supporting your depressed ass?” – Issa Dee
36- “Yeah, I don’t know how to do that either.” – Issa Dee
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