We have listed the Best Frank Costanza Quotes from the Seinfeld Tv Show. Frank Costanza is the character who plays the father of George Costanza, who collects TV guides, in an incredible harmony.
1- “You don’t need glasses, you’re just weak! You’re weak!” – Frank Costanza
2- “How long it takes to find a bra? What’s going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds… you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.” – Frank Costanza
3- “I’m like a phoenix, rising from Arizona!” – Frank Costanza
4- “No one is touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I’ve got a foot odor problem.” – Frank Costanza
5- “At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.” – Frank Costanza
6- “George, we’ve had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son, but even parents have limits.” – Frank Costanza
7- “A Festivus for the rest of us.” – Frank Costanza
8- “Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere’?” – Frank Costanza
9- “Serenity now!” – Frank Costanza
10- “He stopped short? That’s my move. I’m gonna kill him!” – Frank Costanza
11- “They don’t want us there, so we’re going.” – Frank Costanza
12- “But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.” – Frank Costanza
13- “I have been performing feats of strength all morning.” – Frank Costanza
14- “You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen… So who is having sex with the rooster?” – Frank Costanza
15 “Good thinking, Cougar. Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over.” – Frank Costanza
16- “This is the best Festivus ever!” – Frank Costanza
17- “George you’re forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the cassette tapes.” – Frank Costanza
18- “Stop crying and fight your father.” – Frank Costanza
19- “Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it.” – Frank Costanza
20- “It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength to weight ratio.” – Frank Costanza
21- “George. This is a surprise. Who’s the suit?” – Frank Costanza
22- “Let’s do it then. Festivus is back. I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.” – Frank Costanza
23- “I’m like the Phoenix, rising from Arizona.” – Frank Costanza
24- “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us.” – Frank Costanza
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