Here we listed Best Jessica Huang Quotes from the Fresh Off the Boat Tv show
1- “If you get lost, try to find a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you.” – Jessica Huang
2- “I mean look at this calligraphy. It could have come straight from the Vatican.” – Jessica Huang
3- “Yes, all those white people sound like they’re making lots of mistakes.” – Jessica Huang
4- “Fun-fact, I’m good at everything I do.” – Jessica Huang
5- “You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook.” – Jessica Huang
6- “If we get separated, try and join a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you.” – Jessica Huang
7- “Eddie! That’s very expensive. If you want to waste something, you waste water. Do not throw juice.” – Jessica Huang
8- “Children are never too old to be controlled. It’s just like chess, children are the pawns and you are the queen.” – Jessica Huang
9- “Eddie stop acting weird.” – Jessica Huang
10- “I’m gonna treat myself to a pedicure done by a white lady. That’s when you know you’ve made it.” – Jessica Huang
11- “That’s my Tiger Shirt! You stole it from my bag.” – Jessica Huang
12- “Louis, stop mumbling. Say words or don’t say words.” – Jessica Huang
13- “Only if there’s something with Denzel. Movie theaters are a hot bed for disease.” – Jessica Huang
14- “Boys, what are you? Waitresses at a small town diner? Stop chatting.” – Jessica Huang
15- “At my family’s furniture store, I handled employee grievances.” – Jessica Huang
16- “Super Mario – Italian Maintenance Twins.” – Jessica Huang
17- “Thank god, thank god. I knew you’d get it.” – Jessica Huang
18- “Colonial Americans were like the Chinese of today – their struggle, their work ethic, their ability to use every single part of the buffalo.” – Jessica Huang
19- “Come on, I’ll show you the Miller house. Let me just get my kids. Come on! Marco!” – Jessica Huang
20- “Field trips are just paid vacations for teachers. I don’t pay taxes so they can walk around in museum telling our children that a painting of a soup can is beautiful.” – Jessica Huang
21- “Which one says I’m rich enough to be invited but not rich enough that you can ask me to donate money?” – Jessica Huang
22- “Stop playing invalid and get dressed!” – Jessica Huang
23- “Are you kidding? We stuck it to a rich guy. It’s just like Caddy Shack.” – Jessica Huang
24- “I’m supposed to be visionary. I’m supposed to be Oprah.” – Jessica Huang
25- “And we have been invited to the chamber of commerce charity fundraising event. It’s in a country club!” – Jessica Huang
26- “Let him go! He’s afraid to cross the street by himself.” – Jessica Huang
27- “Have fun. Everything waist-down is your territory. I made that very clear in our vows.” – Jessica Huang
28- “They (lice) are the pedophiles of the insect world.” – Jessica Huang
29- “It sounds like you’re going on a ton of trips, on the “complain train.” – Jessica Huang
30- “They’re worse than goldfish, Louis. They’re catfish, the garbagemen of the lake!” – Jessica Huang
31- “It’s like all my powers have been drained to fuel my rage.” – Jessica Huang
32- “Flight attendants don’t even get seats on the plane. They walk back and forth pushing a cart. They’re the homeless of the sky.” – Jessica Huang
33- “Louis, you know you shouldn’t undress when you’re upset.” – Jessica Huang
34- “He’s a leech, Louis. Like a barnacle. Or a leech.” – Jessica Huang
35- “The woman who thinks Lex Luther is the superhero of Superman?” – Jessica Huang
36- “I just took a nap right now, while you were talking.” – Jessica Huang
37- “Don’t ever weaponize Amy Grant again.” – Jessica Huang
38- “They’re family, they’re coming to gloat about all of our misfortunes.” – Jessica Huang
39- “Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain?” – Jessica Huang
40- “I don’t have to say ‘I’m sorry’ to him, Louis. I gave birth to him.” – Jessica Huang
41- “Well, if he were a believable sponge he’d be able to sop up his tears.” – Jessica Huang
42- “No one seems to appreciate how good I am at everything I do.” – Jessica Huang
43- “I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds.” – Jessica Huang
44- “Why do I want to watch money wilt?” – Jessica Huang
45- “The Wheel takes physical skill, Millionaire is just knowing lots of stuff.” – Jessica Huang
46- “Don’t worry Louis, money isn’t everything.” – Jessica Huang
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