We listed Malcolm in the Middle – Dewey Wilkerson Quotes for fans
1- “He’s too fat! You have to stop feeding him. I’m the one who has to sit through the Junior Farmers meetings while everyone makes fun of him.” – Dewey Wilkerson
2- “Guys, guys, calm down… The truth is the two of you were nominated as a joke. But you had a chance to show the rest of the school that you were better than Kyle and his friends. Now you’re no different than they are.” – Dewey Wilkerson
3- “What are you doing with my rabbit?” – Dewey Wilkerson
4- “I got a rock and a half a stick of gum.” – Dewey Wilkerson
5- “Yeah dad, there’s always a spider on bacon day.” – Dewey Wilkerson
6- “Mom, dad, guess what? The tooth fairy came.” – Dewey Wilkerson
7- “Only snitch when asked to snitch.” – Dewey Wilkerson
8- “That’s my piggy bank. That was in my room.” – Dewey Wilkerson
9- “Yeah. We haven’t heard from him in two days. I’m actually impressed. Usually by now, he’s eating cat food off Mrs Harvey’s porch.” – Dewey Wilkerson
10- “Cats ate her face.” – Dewey Wilkerson
11- “And rapping grannies.” – Dewey Wilkerson
12- “Give Reese a slice from the fuzzy side and I didn’t see a thing.” – Dewey Wilkerson
13- “Just think what Reese would have done with it. They’ve got fold dancing, dream catchers, face-painting…” – Dewey Wilkerson
14- “I just want you to know, if some crazy couple steals me and then raises me as a girl, it’s on your head.” – Dewey Wilkerson
15- “Maybe we honor Reese the wrong way. Reese wasn’t into helping people and doing good deeds. He loved to smash things and destroy stuff for no reason. If we want to honor Reese, maybe we should think about doing it his way.” – Dewey Wilkerson
16- “Someday, when you come back, and you’re unemployed and have no place to live: you can come stay at my castle.” – Dewey Wilkerson
17- “I do, too. Remember when he shaved my eyebrows and glued them back on so I looked permanently surprised? That was genius.” – Dewey Wilkerson
18- “Why do all our art projects use tissues?” – Dewey Wilkerson
19- “I know. Wow, this diaper’s gotta be a 5-pounder!” – Dewey Wilkerson
20- “I’ll miss you at first! No, I’M as surprised as you are. No, I’m as SURPRISED as you are. No, I’m as surprised as YOU are.” – Dewey Wilkerson
21- “I don’t take my legs for granted, Mom.” – Dewey Wilkerson
22- “You’re going to fry yourself on high voltage wires.” – Dewey Wilkerson
23- “Roll in a ball.” – Dewey Wilkerson
24- “I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible, and try not to dwell on God standing over us with a giant shovel. Bye!” – Dewey Wilkerson
25- “I already have a backpack.” – Dewey Wilkerson
26- “Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them.” – Dewey Wilkerson
27- “Is one of the normal kids fat?” – Dewey Wilkerson
28- “Well, I’m the favorite. You know, the one everybody loves the most. The cute one, the one everybody looks out for and gives presents to. And sometimes they even make the birds sing to me or the clouds spell out my name.” – Dewey Wilkerson
29- “Their gnome wants to eat me. It’s evil.” – Dewey Wilkerson
30- “I don’t like ghosts, they eat little boys.” – Dewey Wilkerson
31- “Slaves can have slaves. This is America.” – Dewey Wilkerson
32- “Dad! The toilet lid was up and Jamie’s tongue is blue again.” – Dewey Wilkerson
33- “Let me tell you something, Mom. The roof leaks, the clothes are hand-me-downs, and the food stinks.” – Dewey Wilkerson
34- “I kind of feel like I’m floating.” – Dewey Wilkerson
35- “Is Malcolm a robot?” – Dewey Wilkerson
36- “Don’t need it. Everyone’s born smart.” – Dewey Wilkerson
37- “Cousin Nancy doesn’t have a mother.” – Dewey Wilkerson
38- “Why isn’t there a flash flood when you need one?” – Dewey Wilkerson
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