1- “It means you say you’re sorry.” -Fiona Gallagher
2- “Only when there’s a check coming. Who are you?” -Fiona Gallagher
3- “I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one.” -Fiona Gallagher
4- “Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit? Yeah!” -Fiona Gallagher
5- “You make me want to enjoy my life again.” -Fiona Gallagher
6- “You shut up, it’s summer!” -Fiona Gallagher
7- “That girl you brought into our house bit off a dick!” -Fiona Gallagher
8- “First time you saw me, if that wasn’t a lie.” -Fiona Gallagher
9- “Frank doesn’t have any friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet.” -Fiona Gallagher
10- “Are you making fun of me?” -Fiona Gallagher
11- “You are not gonna hand a pound of meth to a six-year-old.” -Fiona Gallagher
12- “If that wasn’t bullshit, what was I wearing?” -Fiona Gallagher
13- “No, I have to tell you something.” -Fiona Gallagher
14- “He doesn’t just use drugs, he uses people!” -Fiona Gallagher
15- “It was me, Lip. Not Frank. Not Monica. Not nature. Not nurture. It was all me. I’m 23. It can’t be about how much they screwed us up anymore.” -Fiona Gallagher
16- “That’s a technicality. You’re gonna judge me for that?” -Fiona Gallagher
17- “Do I seem happy?” -Fiona Gallagher
18- “I know you want to punish me, and I get it. I want to punish myself.” -Fiona Gallagher
19- “It can be weeks! It’s mood swings, okay, it’s almost impossible to handle!” -Fiona Gallagher
20- “Welcome to my family.” -Fiona Gallagher
21- “I’ve mentioned him before.” -Fiona Gallagher
22- “Yes! It’s about me! Okay, because it’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me.” -Fiona Gallagher
23- “It’s not like that, he may need to be hospitalized.” -Fiona Gallagher
24- “Best part is there’s no drama, which usually just means I’m bored, but instead I’m just happy.” -Fiona Gallagher
25- “You couldn’t count on her, but she never had a bad thing to say about anyone, and she always had a good time. And that’s something.” -Fiona Gallagher
26- “Well, if it makes you feel any better, I already blew it with my husband and I don’t have any kind of diagnosis to pin it on.” -Fiona Gallagher
27- “You know, for a guy who just got engaged, you don’t seem very happy to be getting married.” -Fiona Gallagher
28- “Spare me, Sammi. Your kid did not get arrested because of me.” -Fiona Gallagher
29- “I have no idea.” -Fiona Gallagher
30- “If I had to apologize for all the stuff my father’s done, I wouldn’t have a voice left.” -Fiona Gallagher
31- “I’m gonna go see the lawyer, try to get Carl home as soon as possible.” -Fiona Gallagher
32- “You take care of yourself, whatever the hell your real name is!” -Fiona Gallagher
33- “You don’t get to ask me that.” -Fiona Gallagher
34- “I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.” -Fiona Gallagher
35- “For as long as I’ve been alive, I haven’t known the answer to that question.” -Fiona Gallagher
36- “Bad parenting.” -Fiona Gallagher
37- “I slept with my ex.” -Fiona Gallagher
38- “Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night?” -Fiona Gallagher
39- “Lets be honest, Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things. Pack your shit and get out.” -Fiona Gallagher
40- “What if he shows remorse?” -Fiona Gallagher
41- “He’s there. He’s just preoccupied.” -Fiona Gallagher
42- “You can’t have a boy in your bed!” -Fiona Gallagher
43- “Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?” -Fiona Gallagher
44- “I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.” -Fiona Gallagher
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