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16 Best Resident Alien Tv Show Quotes

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Resident Alien Quotes : The screen adaptation of the Resident Alien comic, signed by Peter Horgan and Steve Parkhouse, describes the experiences of a series of aliens after landing on Earth.

We made a list of Resident Alien Quotes

1- “All beings of the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It’s not. It’s almond milk. Even the Grey aliens won’t touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. Life doesn’t ever go as planned.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

2- “This human form is confusing. I am often struck with a sharp emptiness inside me. I eat food, but the emptiness doesn’t go away.” – Harry

3- “Everybody has secrets. Fear is such a great motivator. It makes people lock those secrets away. But for every one person locking away their secrets, there are two more people seeking to uncover the truth.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

4- “Everyone needs to belong to something bigger than themselves. Yes, there is strength in numbers, but maybe it’s simpler. Maybe humans just feel better when they know they are not alone on this Earth.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

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5- “Humans lie. It’s what they do.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

6- “I see now it’s not the food that brings humans together. It’s each other. There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. It feels good.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

7- “I’m not alone up here. This is bad. I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

8- “No one knows where great ideas come from, but you always remember where you were when they came.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

9- “Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the Earth. Somewhere. Not here. It’s 30 degrees out. It snowed 9 feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

10- “What a lonely species. Not only did humans invent dogs for companionship, they insist on gathering together in groups to eat food. All I need is an empty room, a spoon, and a pie.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

11- “This is interesting. I’ve never experienced this before. Nobody is talking. Apparently you can be with other humans and still be alone. I like it.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

12- “To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

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13- “Whiskey, headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

14- “Why do these creatures choose to spend their lives with someone else? It’s bad enough they’re already tethered to each other through family. My people do family the right way. We don’t care if they live or die.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

15- “You don’t have anything to worry about. I’m not an alien. Unfortunately. I hear they’re pretty cool.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

16 “Stress. Fear. No wonder humans can’t sleep at night.” – Harry Vanderspeigle

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