Seth Cohen Quotes: Hello The O.C. Tv Series fans, we made a list of Seth Cohen Quotes from The O.C., hope you like our list
1- “Yeah, but that’s not the same thing. You don’t get it. Before he got here, I was the biggest loser. This place was hell for me, okay? I can’t help him and I just, I can’t even imagine what’s it’s gonna be like here without him.” -Seth Cohen
2- “Carson Daly and a ball dropping. There is two images that should never be said in the same sentence.” -Seth Cohen
3- “I just don’t think even Ryan would be back with Theresa if it weren’t for you and Oliver in the first place.” -Seth Cohen
4- “Hang on a second. Ryan. Um, it seems to me that what we have here is a Chrismukkah miracle.” -Seth Cohen
5- “Yeah it was after the fashion show at Holly’s beach house.” -Seth Cohen
6- “Hey. That Marissa, she’s really making life interesting for you.” -Seth Cohen
7- “I think it was on this very stretch of beach where we first got our asses kicked by the water polo team.” -Seth Cohen
8- “Okay, you guys, one second please. Let’s not have one speed bump derail the whole train okay? Let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water. Let’s… let’s make some more metaphors.” -Seth Cohen
9- “Oh. I always get those two confused. They both have really shiny hair.” -Seth Cohen
10- “I’m gonna go make magic happen. I feel like my hair’s working for me tonight.” -Seth Cohen
11- “Wait wait wait! She’s not a whore. She goes to UNLV.” -Seth Cohen
12- “I’ve got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.” -Seth Cohen
13- “I love The Vegas. Obviously The Vegas loves me.” -Seth Cohen
14- “That’s right. It’s the new holiday Ryan, and it’s sweeping the nation.” -Seth Cohen
15- “So I didn’t even get a review at all? Not that I read my own press. But I mean, nothing involving thumbs or stars or…” -Seth Cohen
16- “Let me start by saying nothing in my life, nothing, prepared me for the events of the fateful Thanksgiving Day. But I’m not gonna make any excuses for what I did. I just wanna say one little thing in my defense, which is, you can’t really blame me for wanting the company of either of you two.” -Seth Cohen
17- “Sure we can do lunch. But your dad’s not gonna need a menu because he’ll be eating out of the palm of my hand. Ah ha hah!” -Seth Cohen
18- “So, we finally agree that I’m the funny one. Well look at that! Looks like we all learned some valuable lessons this Thanksgiving. It’s heartwarming.” -Seth Cohen
19- “Me and Marissa, we could be related. I don’t know. I can’t even do that math. But the real kicker is: Julie Cooper? My grandma. My grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.” -Seth Cohen
20- “Yeah, and if you find enough cooking to last three to five years, then Trey’ll be out.” -Seth Cohen
21- “1996 All School Hide-and-Seek Champion.” I do believe Joel Gordon is still looking for me.” -Seth Cohen
22- “Hot tub’s for the ho’s. I usually hang in the Grotto.” -Seth Cohen
23- “Cool, me neither. I’m gonna go watch some hockey.” -Seth Cohen
24- “Me too. So what do you say you come with me. We’ll hang out and we’ll just quietly mock people.” -Seth Cohen
25- “The Nana has never exactly cared for The Kirsten.” -Seth Cohen
26- “You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh? Yeah, can’t wait to see how that one goes.” -Seth Cohen
27- “We’re gonna grab my girlfriend, we’re gonna grab my aunt-more gently than, say, you. and we’re leaving.” -Seth Cohen
28- “So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic: The Gathering.” -Seth Cohen
29- “I don’t know. Off with Grady somewhere. I talk about Pynchon for like two seconds, suddenly she’s gone.” -Seth Cohen
30- “Oh I get it. I’m just here for the comic relief.” -Seth Cohen
31- “This is a good time for you, okay Ryan Atwood? This is Clean Slate Ryan, Finally you have no women to protect from violent goateed factory workers or pill-popping manic depressives.” -Seth Cohen
32- “Right. And I know, Anna, that it seems like not a lot of progress has been made, but I have to tell you – Yeah, not that much progress has been made.” -Seth Cohen
33- “You love me. I read it. And I get it. I’m so sorry if I did anything to hurt your feelings or cause this, but I don’t want you to leave. Okay? None of us do.” -Seth Cohen
34- “The Master Race, it’s been perfected, Ryan. And they all go to our school.” -Seth Cohen
35- “Just tell her.” Simple. Honest. Direct. No wonder I never considered it. Okay fine. I will. I’ll tell her tonight but I have to have a little bubbly first. A little veritas and vino, know what I mean?” -Seth Cohen
36- “I feel I convey more with a look.” -Seth Cohen
37- “Do not change the subject to me because I am powerless not to talk about it. I tried and she gave me a list of reasons why she’s leaving.” -Seth Cohen
38- “There’s a new invention that just came out you might have heard of. It’s called tweezers.” -Seth Cohen
39- “I think it’s because of me. I can’t believe I caused a girl to leave the state. The county, maybe, sure. Fine.” -Seth Cohen
40- “Brad. Dude, I didn’t recognize you out of the Speedo. Not that I would recognize you in a Speedo.” -Seth Cohen
41- “That would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic rhombus.” -Seth Cohen
42- “God! Dad! Those eyebrows are out of control.” -Seth Cohen
43- “It’s also the home of Andy Warhol, Mr. Rogers, and ketchup. And you can’t compete with that.” -Seth Cohen
44- “So you still think that, after everything that happened today, when we get back to school you’re going to be able to ignore me?” -Seth Cohen
45- “It’s not like, like now that me and Anna broke up I’m now choosing you. Because the whole reason that we broke up, is ’cause for me… it’s always been you, Summer. It’s always been you. I’ve tried to fight it, and I’ve tried to deny it. And I can’t. I can’t do it. You’re undeniable.” -Seth Cohen
46- “You have to get in. I will not spend another year at that school alone. Thank you, please, study.” -Seth Cohen
47- “So do you want to tell me about your night, or – since I heard about it – can we just skip to my breakup with Anna?” -Seth Cohen
48- “Well, you did agree to take this little trip with me down Mexico way.” -Seth Cohen
49- “She said that about me? That she thinks I’m the funniest guy ever?” -Seth Cohen
50- “Be that as it may, I think the facts speak for themselves. Might I remind you of a little something that I like to call “The time that you kissed me by the pool at my grandfather’s birthday party.”” -Seth Cohen
51- “Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level and I need some advice.” -Seth Cohen
52- “See strangely I feel like my jewfro benefits from this climate.” -Seth Cohen
53- “Woah. Nobody said anything about elbow grease.” -Seth Cohen
54- “See they’re like puppets and I’m the puppet master.” -Seth Cohen
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