Ilana Wexler Quotes: Hello Broad City fans we made a list of Ilana Wexler Quote for you
1- “Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother!” -Ilana Wexler
2- “Let’s meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.” -Ilana Wexler
3- “Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity… we’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily.” -Ilana Wexler
4- “Horny number! Oooh! Yowza! Love it!” -Ilana Wexler
5- “This is what living on the edge looks like!” -Ilana Wexler
6- “You’re leaving me like tight and dry.” -Ilana Wexler
7- “Um, hamburgers and Abbi.” -Ilana Wexler
8- “Simply yes or no. Did you or did you not peg.” -Ilana Wexler
9- “Mhm, two of my favorite things.” -Ilana Wexler
10- “I am a doo-doo ninja.” -Ilana Wexler
11- “My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot, But then my biggest strength is that I always get it back.” -Ilana Wexler
12- “Never have I ever read a newspaper.” -Ilana Wexler
13- “The most powerful moment in a woman’s life. Your first grey hair.” -Ilana Wexler
14- “You must swipe yes, you cannot swipe no” -Ilana Wexler
15- “The vah-yine-yah is nature’s pocket. It’s natural and responsible.” -Ilana Wexler
16- “In the club, we’re all family! God, are you racist?!” -Ilana Wexler
17- “This is the Happiest day of my life!!!” -Ilana Wexler
18- “In da clerb, we all fam!” -Ilana Wexler
19- “Nomo Fomo.” -Ilana Wexler
20- “My Frond To The Ond.” -Ilana Wexler
21- “A person pussy-poops another person.” -Ilana Wexler
22- “I also want everyone I’ve ever hooked up with to just jack off together. That might bring me back to life.” -Ilana Wexler
23- “Four R’s, my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.” -Ilana Wexler
24- “Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers in there, then why did she make them perfectly finger-sized?” -Ilana Wexler
25- “I leave a cum trail wherever I go, kinda like a slutty slug.” -Ilana Wexler
26- “I know you from your ass better than I know your face.” -Ilana Wexler
27- “I’d shoot you in the face and shoot myself in the heart.” -Ilana Wexler
28- “We ran into like a pickle… wall. I don’t know what the saying is.” -Ilana Wexler
29- “Check it. I got a dirty ass martini and a clean white power suit.” -Ilana Wexler
30- “Cuz I’m a cum QUEEN!” -Ilana Wexler
31- “Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your buttcrack in the shower?” -Ilana Wexler
32- “You said that if you ever were going to do a same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.” -Ilana Wexler
33- “Abbi, why wouldn’t we be rating them on dick size? It’s all I can see. Those b-ball shorts are God’s gift. If you train your eyes, you can see their religion.” -Ilana Wexler
34- “Basically, I’ve had more sex than like anybody in the entire world. Not just average sex, but like, dang 70s porno sex.” -Ilana Wexler
35- “You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It’s a perfect combo.” -Ilana Wexler
36- “Honey, I have a cyst on my uterus and I need to get fucked until it pops.” -Ilana Wexler
37- “No idea, other than feeling like a fucking freak.” -Ilana Wexler
38- “I’d like to cash thesenickels, and I’ll have them in quarters, please.” -Ilana Wexler
39- “I dare you to suck Jeremy’s dick.” -Ilana Wexler
40- “Abbi, truth or dare?” -Ilana Wexler
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