1- “Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my testicles either but that doesn’t mean I don’t do it every Friday.” -Charlie Kelly
2- “I am going to smack everyone into tiny… little… pieces!” -Charlie Kelly
3- “Oh my God, dude, relax. Dude, I forgot to put on deodorant, okay? -Charlie Kelly
4- “No two situations are identical, but with years of experience you can usually find a comparison to something you did before, which shortens the process of deciding how to approach a job.” -Charlie Kelly
5- “I’ll pull a Good Will Hunting. What’s your major dude?” -Charlie Kelly
6- “I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I’m a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I’m here to ask for your hand, so if you are too merry m’am will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me!” -Charlie Kelly
7- “If you want to make real money, do something that scares the crap out of 99% of the population, and only one person in a couple of hundred is physically capable of.” -Charlie Kelly
8- “Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you’re saying ‘boy’s hole’, and it’s clearly ‘soul.’” -Charlie Kelly
9- “Glue is for huffing, dude!” -Charlie Kelly
10-“Without this struggle what is your success anyway.” -Charlie Kelly
11- “And people will tell you what do what makes you happy but a lot of this has been hard work.” -Charlie Kelly
12- “You cannot succeed without risk of failure.” -Charlie Kelly
13- “But my lesson is I don’t give a shit.” -Charlie Kelly
14- “If you’re not terrified, you’re not going to win. You have to ride right up to the edge of control and not make any mistakes that cost you time.” -Charlie Kelly
15- “You cannot love without the risk of loss.” -Charlie Kelly
16- “Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.” -Charlie Kelly
17- “Fail. Pick yourself up and fail again.” -Charlie Kelly
18- “Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.” -Charlie Kelly
19- “You must go out there and take these risks.” -Charlie Kelly
20- “You cannot let fear of failure or fear of comparison or fear of judgement, stop you from doing what’s going to make you great.” -Charlie Kelly
21- “You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it out.” -Charlie Kelly
22- “Be willing to fail. Let yourself fail. Fail in the way in the place where you would want to fail.” -Charlie Kelly
23- “If it smells like shit, you must acquit.” -Charlie Kelly
24- “I’m cracking eggs of wisdom!” -Charlie Kelly
25- “Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked ‘Pirate?’ You think a pirate lives in there?” -Charlie Kelly
26- “Of course I’m gonna explode. You think I’m not gonna explode?” -Charlie Kelly
27- “You do not have to be fearless just don’t let fear stop you.” -Charlie Kelly
28- “Domino, biatch!” -Charlie Kelly
29- “Oh my God! I will… I will smash your face into- into a jelly!” -Charlie Kelly
30- “Live like this the best you can. And I guarantee you will look back at a life well lived.” -Charlie Kelly
31- “If animals have taught me anything, it’s that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.” -Charlie Kelly
32- “Do what makes you uncomfortable and scary and hard, but it will pay off in the long run.” -Charlie Kelly
33- “Keep singing, bitch! You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m through with you!” -Charlie Kelly
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