1- “Barack Obama happens to be the first African-American, and so criticism of him is and always was gonna be racism, and therefore not permitted.” -Rush Limbaugh
2- “And at some point who’s to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point.” -Rush Limbaugh
3- “Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.” -Rush Limbaugh
4- “Cap and trade is a sledge hammer to freedom.” -Rush Limbaugh
5- “Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.” -Rush Limbaugh
6- “We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance.” -Rush Limbaugh
7- “I live in Realville, and my problem is that I’m governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don’t hold up.” -Rush Limbaugh
8- “If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it’s Caucasians.” -Rush Limbaugh
9- “I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try.” -Rush Limbaugh
10- “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” -Rush Limbaugh
11- “I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don’t. I don’t learn anything from it anymore.” -Rush Limbaugh
12- “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” -Rush Limbaugh
13- “I reject most conventional wisdom.” -Rush Limbaugh
14- “You Know How To Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With A Gun.” -Rush Limbaugh
15- “I say what I mean. I don’t speak in code. That’s why I am a star and ace communicator.” -Rush Limbaugh
16- “The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.” -Rush Limbaugh
17- “I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.” -Rush Limbaugh
18- “We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists – we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.” -Rush Limbaugh
19- “I suppose we’re not supposed to judge people.” -Rush Limbaugh
20- “Charity is willingly given from the heart.” -Rush Limbaugh
21- “I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.” -Rush Limbaugh
22- “Character matters; leadership descends from character.” -Rush Limbaugh
23- “I think I’m becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It’s the only way you can explain’em. It’s psychological.” -Rush Limbaugh
24- “When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.” -Rush Limbaugh
25- “I used to have a phrase: Liberalism is spreading misery equally. And now the ruling class throughout Washington seems to have adopted this.” -Rush Limbaugh
26- “This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.” -Rush Limbaugh
27- “I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It’s about time Obama went to work.” -Rush Limbaugh
28- “Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just–he was a worthless shred of human debris…” -Rush Limbaugh
29- “I’m a member of the media. I’m America’s Anchorman.” -Rush Limbaugh
30- “The world’s biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn’t have food shortages.” -Rush Limbaugh
31- “I’m just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by ‘TIME Magazine?’” -Rush Limbaugh
32- “Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?” -Rush Limbaugh
33- “I’m not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It’s a positive agenda.” -Rush Limbaugh
34- “I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.” -Rush Limbaugh
35- “I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.” -Rush Limbaugh
36- “Money is the fuel that makes political victory possible. Sadly, folks, in many cases it’s more important than ideas. And this is what turns off so many people to politics.” -Rush Limbaugh
37- “I have found it to be true that the older I’ve become the better my life has become.” -Rush Limbaugh
38- “Compassion is no substitute for justice.” -Rush Limbaugh
39- “Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.” -Rush Limbaugh
40- “The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” -Rush Limbaugh
41- “Poverty is not the root cause of crime.” -Rush Limbaugh
42- “The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.” -Rush Limbaugh
43- “I’m amazed at the Democrats and the media who do not know what’s going on in my world. I know what’s going on in theirs. I study ’em. I watch ’em every day.” -Rush Limbaugh
44- “The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.” -Rush Limbaugh
45- “My friend Michael Reagan has given us the blueprint for a new Reagan revolution- and he has given Ronald Reagan back to us again. Read it, learn it, live it, love it!” -Rush Limbaugh
46- “My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.” -Rush Limbaugh
47- “Barack Obama doesn’t think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it’d be fine with him.” -Rush Limbaugh
48- “I was not wrong. I was just misinformed.” -Rush Limbaugh
49- “The First Amendment doesn’t give anybody the right to be heard. People don’t have to listen to you.” -Rush Limbaugh
50- “There’s a reason why young people think what they think. They are taught it. In many cases when they learn at home is erased or countered or overcome.” -Rush Limbaugh
51- “If people are speaking about something passionately and if they have a level of intelligence about it and if they’re sufficiently informed, it’s going to be like a magnet to people.” -Rush Limbaugh
52- “To somebody like Obama, substantive opposition is not tolerable. The objective is to eliminate all opposition – be it a political party, be it media, or what have you.” -Rush Limbaugh
53- “I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn’t offend anybody.” -Rush Limbaugh
54- “Try to always stay focused on the objectives that are possible and the positive – and on having fun outside of the stuff that’s going on in Washington.” -Rush Limbaugh
55- “When WOMEN got the right to vote is when it all went downhill. Because that’s when votes started being cast with emotion and uh, maternal instincts that government ought to reflect…” -Rush Limbaugh
56- “If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.” -Rush Limbaugh
57- “The media uses polls to create news stories. I think polls are just an extension of the editorial page, an excuse to get them on the front page. You can ask any question you want, get any answer you want, and then run around with that as a news story.” -Rush Limbaugh
58- “It’s beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists.” -Rush Limbaugh
59- “You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.” -Rush Limbaugh
60- “Democrats don’t have reasons for people to vote for them. They’re just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it’s just not working anymore.” -Rush Limbaugh
61- “What is it with all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn’t mean intelligent.” -Rush Limbaugh
62- “The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.” -Rush Limbaugh
63- “Psychologically, when I sit down at noon, I’m it. I’m the only thing on. Nobody else does what I do. Nobody else has the opportunity. That’s the psychological mindset. It’s not an ego thing; it’s just the way I’ve always approached it.” -Rush Limbaugh
64- “I’m not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I’ll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.” -Rush Limbaugh
65- “What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!” -Rush Limbaugh
66- “As far as feminism is concerned… the problem in the world is men, and they, in their natural state, are essentially incompatible. They must be tamed. They must be tempered, ’cause men are naturally brutes. They fight. They sweat. They expel gas. They’re dirty. They get into fights. Ewww! And we’ve got to somehow reprogram all of that out, because otherwise women will be in constant peril.” -Rush Limbaugh
67- “And one of the things that makes me happiest and proudest is that the talk radio venue, the whole market has expanded. There are all kinds of people doing it.” -Rush Limbaugh
68- “Now, what is the left’s worldview in general? What is it? If you had to attach not a philosophy but an attitude to a leftist worldview, it’s one of pessimism and darkness, sadness. They’re never happy, are they? They’re always angry about something. No matter what they get, they’re always angry.” -Rush Limbaugh
69- “If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.” -Rush Limbaugh
70- “The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they’re not liberals.” -Rush Limbaugh
71- “I have a practice of really not talking about the competition. I’m from the old school.” -Rush Limbaugh
72- “The Eighties proved we don’t need liberals.” -Rush Limbaugh
73- “How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it?” -Rush Limbaugh
74- “Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.” -Rush Limbaugh
75- “My family is all lawyers. Most people when they come on shows like this, “I’m proud of the first member of my family to get a college education.”” -Rush Limbaugh
76- “Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America.” -Rush Limbaugh
77- “Football is like life and I know life.” -Rush Limbaugh
78- “The NAACP should have riot rehearsals.” -Rush Limbaugh
79- “In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?” -Rush Limbaugh
80- “The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I’m not saying the Democrats don’t want a strong economy. Don’t misunderstand. They just don’t want it now.” -Rush Limbaugh
81- “I don’t think looking at things through the prism of fear is going to accomplish anything.” -Rush Limbaugh
82- “The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four R’s: reading, ‘riting, ‘rithmatic, and Rush.” -Rush Limbaugh
83- “Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate…” -Rush Limbaugh
84- “This health-care plan is all about the destruction of the creation of wealth in America and the socialization of this country, and it won’t work – never has anywhere else – and we’re going to go to the mat here to see to it that they don’t succeed.” -Rush Limbaugh
85- “I want the largest audience I can get, because that’s how I can charge the highest advertising rate. Which means what else do I want? Money. I am trying to earn a profit. It’s capitalism.” -Rush Limbaugh
86- “In the first place, bureaucracies never become efficient; they’re never going to get rid of administrative costs; they’re never going to reduce them. That’s not the purpose of bureaucracies. It’s to increase those things.” -Rush Limbaugh
87- “End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.” -Rush Limbaugh
88- “Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they’ll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person.” -Rush Limbaugh
89- “I’ve always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you’ve got scoundrels in office, you vote ’em out.” -Rush Limbaugh
90- “That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.” -Rush Limbaugh
91- “I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.” -Rush Limbaugh
92- “The fact that we’re spending $700 billion a year on oil is actually a good thing; it means we have the prosperity to do it. It means that oil’s being used, and oil is the fuel for the engine of freedom.” -Rush Limbaugh
93- “I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don’t want to be wrong. There’s nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong.” -Rush Limbaugh
94- “We have the most liberal, the most leftist candidate who has ever run for president in my lifetime; he’s a sitting duck. This guy’s policies are aimed at destroying the age of American greatness.” -Rush Limbaugh
95- “I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy.” -Rush Limbaugh
96- “So I shamelessly say, no, I want [Obama] to fail, if his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism, as a conservative heartfelt, deeply, why would I want socialism to succeed?” -Rush Limbaugh
97- “I hate charts. I just despise ’em.” -Rush Limbaugh
98- “Most liberals I know do not consider themselves to even be liberals. They just think of you and me as conservatives, and that means, therefore, we’re odd and we’re kooks and maybe extreme and maybe mean.” -Rush Limbaugh
99- “Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.”-Rush Limbaugh
100- “Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don’t doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don’t doubt me.” -Rush Limbaugh
101- “Collective solutions to individual problems is very seductive. It’s how Obama gets elected, by the way.” -Rush Limbaugh
102- “Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters.” -Rush Limbaugh
103- “Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing.” -Rush Limbaugh
104- “Net neutrality would require that every search engine produce an equal number of results that satisfy every disagreement about [every] issue…. Just think of it as Fairness Doctrine for the Internet. I’m not making this up.” -Rush Limbaugh
105- “Every aspect of Obamacare is an affront to the very founding of this country.” -Rush Limbaugh
106- “Obama had the audacity to say, ‘I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.’ Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.” -Rush Limbaugh
107- “Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don’t know what they’re talking about.” -Rush Limbaugh
108- “The real issue, as far as Democrats are concerned, is the number of people receiving something from the government. This is exactly what Franklin Delano Roosevelt had in mind when he created this monster. And Clinton is planning to expand it beyond Roosevelt’s wildest dreams.” -Rush Limbaugh
109- “Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What’s the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth.” -Rush Limbaugh
110- “The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country’s achievers, producers, and job creators.” -Rush Limbaugh
111- “Folks, just a few minutes of my voice can change a life.” -Rush Limbaugh
112- “None of the people who wrote Obamacare want anything to do with it. None of the people responsible for Obamacare can afford it. They all want subsidies. None of the people that gave us Obamacare have any desire to actually go to HealthCare.gov and sign up. That’s for you and me to have to do.” -Rush Limbaugh
113- “Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side’s claims.” -Rush Limbaugh
114- “I don’t know whether to admit it or not. You think I should tell them, Snerdley? Okay. Folks, some good friends of mine who live here in Palm Beach bought a Smart Car… and there’s a picture of me in it.” -Rush Limbaugh
115- “Freedom without virtue isn’t freedom – it will eventually destroy a society.” -Rush Limbaugh
116- “I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start?” -Rush Limbaugh
117- “Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It’s as big a political issue as health care is.” -Rush Limbaugh
118- “For government to give, it must first take away.” -Rush Limbaugh
119- “Government stimulates the democrat party.” -Rush Limbaugh
120- “Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.” -Rush Limbaugh
121- “Great presidents don’t just fight good fights – they win them.” -Rush Limbaugh
122- “If you ever find that you only have an hour to live…. spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year.” -Rush Limbaugh
123- “Human nature fascinates me.” -Rush Limbaugh
124- “I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.” -Rush Limbaugh
125- “I can’t give money away to buy listeners. I can’t pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can’t come by my audience by buying it.” -Rush Limbaugh
126- “I don’t have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.” -Rush Limbaugh
127- “I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!” -Rush Limbaugh
128- “I don’t think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it.” -Rush Limbaugh
129- “I’ve had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options.” -Rush Limbaugh
130- “Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want.” -Rush Limbaugh
131- “If you’re going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you’re going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume that Democrats like killing babies? Put that in whatever it is you smoke, Ms. Pelosi, and have fun with it.” -Rush Limbaugh
132- “Seriously, he is just a voice on the radio, unlike the ones in your head, you don’t have to do what he tells you to do.” -Rush Limbaugh
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