“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.” — Jughead
“If you breathe, it’s because I give you air.” — Cheryl
“If the Manolo Blahnik fits.” — Veronica
“Doesn’t it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level?” — Jughead
“Snakes don’t shed their skin so easily.” — FP Jones
“My specialty is ice.” — Veronica
“To be discussed… over many burgers… and many days.” — Jughead
“Look, it’s the rich kids from the goonies.” — Jughead
“Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!” — Cheryl
“Color me impressed. A B&E with B&V. What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, Betty?”
“Fear. It’s the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we’re afraid of everything. The dark… The boogeyman under the bed… And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.”
“What was it like before she got here? I honestly cannot remember.” — Kevin
“I don’t follow the rules. I make them. And when necessary, I break them.” — Veronica
“Hands off, goblin.” — Cheryl
“Do you think I could use Jason Blossom’s death as an excuse to get out of PE? ‘Sorry Coach, I’m just too freaked out and depressed right now to do pull ups.’ …What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
“You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.” — Jughead
“Don’t underestimate her. And don’t bet against her.” — Archie
“Betty and I come as a matching set. You want one, you take us both.” — Veronica
“I don’t fit in. And I don’t wanna fit in.” — Jughead
“Every town has one, the spooky house that all the kids avoid. Ours was Thornhill, the Blossom family’s mansion, with it’s very own graveyard. And trapped within its walls, like some Gothic heroine, was Cheryl Blossom, who’s still grieving for her beloved brother Jason. Linked in death even as they were in life.”
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” — Jughead
“You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, especially not when there’s a snake curled up in its limbs.” — Jughead
“Just kind of hoping it means I’ll always be close to him, no matter what.” — Jughead
“I need girls with fire on my squad.” — Cheryl
“Betty don’t! Don’t do give up! You family is definitely splintering right now but it won’t fall apart because of you. Because you’re holding them together. You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise. You’re stronger than your mother. You’re stronger than your father. You’re holding this family together. So don’t… don’t let go.”
“Hey, nice outfit.” — Archie
“I’m trying to help you, dude. I’m trying to be your friend here. Even though we’re not anymore.”
“Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?” — Veronica
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
“Wanna team up for a little destruction?”
“You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not.” — Veronica
“We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.” — Jughead
“Because Archie’s swell. But, like most millenial straight guys, he needs to be told what he wants. So, tell him, finally.”
“You’re so doing this. Slaying your dragons, Betty Cooper, one by one.”
“Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.” — Cheryl
“As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.” — Veronica
“Be the Jay to my Bey?” — Veronica
Listen Moose, you’re hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you’ve got more demons than The Exorcist. We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best… girls.”
“I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can’t I do this one thing for me?”
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