Boston Legal Tv Show Quotes
1- Denny Crane: “I once captained my own spaceship!”
2- Denny Crane: “Denny Crane, Reasonable Doubt for a reasonable fee.”
3- Denny Crane: “Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here.”
4- Denny Crane: “I have an erection. That’s a good sign. I’m ready to go to trial. Lock and load.”
5- Alan Shore: “Hate to extort and run.”
6- Alan Shore: “I demand only one thing in a relationship that I remain utterly alone.”
7- Denny Crane: “When a beautiful woman says, ‘get me off’, you ‘get her off’, Shirley, it’s as simple as that.”
8- Denny Crane: “This isn’t meaningful; practicing law and drinking scotch at 9 o’clock in the morning. Well, ok, maybe the scotch is meaningful.”
9- Denny Crane: “The dwarf fainted.”
10- Denny Crane: “We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.”
11- Denny Crane: “Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.”
12- Denny Crane: “I’ve often found that it’s the chubby girls who offend most easily.”
13- Denny Crane: “I have nothing against marriage. I’ve done it five times.”
14- Brad: “Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.”
15- Denny Crane: “Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There’s nothing there.”
16- Alan Shore : “Why is that so important to everyone, maintaining integrity?”
17- Alan Shore: “There’s a reason Shakespeare and many after him said ‘First kill all the lawyers.’ They’re talking about people like me, Jerry, not you.”
18- Alan Shore : “I’m a man of principle–or not–whatever the situation calls for.”
19- Denny Crane: “Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I’d promised to marry in exchange for sex … actually, I do.”
20- Alan Shore: “I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile”
21- Alan Shore: “Everyone here is named Denny Crane. These are just the ones within driving distance, of course, since airplane travel is not an option.”
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