Best stargate sg1/ atlantis quotes
Rush : “You’ve come a long way from that video game slacker I discovered a year ago”
Jack O’Neill: “They put that damn memory thing on me. And then they gave me something that reminded me of the ’70s.”
Jack O’Neill: “Permission to barge in, Sir!”
Hammond : “If there’s a snowball’s chance in hell, my soldier will make it out of this alive, we’ll go ahead with it!”
“If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago.”
Oma Desala: “A tall man cannot hide in the short grass”
Jack O’Neill: “I’d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS.”
Daniel: “It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They… well, they’d drill a hole in the person’s head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.”
Jack O’Neill: “Captain Carter, Colonel Cromwell. He’s come to rescue us. But I wouldn’t count on it.”
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: “I’ve said it before, I am for fighting to the death but we need a plan, preferably one that avoids the “to the death” part.”
Landry: “Is this a joke? Because if you look closely, I’m not laughing.”
Jack O’Neill: “Then by all means… To Hell with us…”
Jack O’Neill: “So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?”
Thor: “The Asgard would never invent a weapon that propels small weights of iron and carbon alloys, by igniting a powder of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulphur.”
Jack O’Neill: “I would like to apologize in advance for anything that I do or say that could be considered offensive as I slowly go NUTS!”
Vala Mal Doran: “There’s nothing I hate more than a bold-faced lie.”
Dr Elizabeth Weir: “I just found out that science fiction isn’t fiction and… I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that this is all true, or the fact that you’re telling me.”
Teal’c: “Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.”
Colonel Frank Cromwell: “Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does “funky” mean, Sergeant?”
Jack O’Neill: “All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one… piece.”
Sam Carter: “It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate.”
Teal’c: “I am not at liberty to reveal my identity.”
Douglas Anders: “Science fiction is an existential metaphor that allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said, “Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinded critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all.””
Jamus: “We fought a war we knew we could not win! So that there could be a future.”
Jack O’Neill: “I remembered something. There’s a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me… I think his name is… Homer.”
Jack O’Neill: “I’m Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.”
Teal’c: “If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire.”
Sam Carter: “Think about it…”
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