The Dukes of Hazzard Tv Show Quotes
Mr. Prickett: “She’s faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
The Balladeer: “When you’re flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B.”
Cooter: “crazzzy cooter coming at ya”
Uncle Jesse: “Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep.”
Enos Strate: “Monkey See, Monkey Do”
Boss Hogg: “After all if a man don’t grow, he dies.”
Rosco P. Coletraine: “There’s a flaw in the slaw.”
Enos: “Possum on a gum bush”
Rosco : “kew, kew, there’s Boss Hogg out in the road. Look out Boss I’m gonna hitchya…oo, oo, I am gonna hitchya!”
Uncle Jesse: “Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather’s clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, “Why don’t you watch where you’re going.” The drunk says, “Why don’t you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.”
Uncle Jesse: “Why are divorces so expensive? ‘Cause they’re *worth* it!”
Luke Duke: “Buckle up, ladies, this might get exciting.”
Bo Duke: “Luke, you manwhore!”
Uncle Jesse: “You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!”
Jimmy: “Get us closer and I’ll shot the son of a b*tch!”
Narrator : “Just the good ole’ boys / Never meanin’ no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin’ the curves / Flattenin’ the hills / Someday the mountain might get ’em, but the law never will / Makin’ their way the only way they know how / That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow / Just the good ole’ boys / Wouldn’t change if they could / Fightin’ the system like a true-modern day Robin Hood.”
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