frasier crane quotes
1- “It may be an unwise man who doesn’t learn from his own mistakes, but it’s an absolute idiot that doesn’t learn from other people’s.”
2- “Sleep is for people without social lives.“
3- “No matter how provoked you may have been, there is no earthly justification for setting someone’s lawn on fire!”
4- “I’m basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you’re a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!”
5- “What else would you expect from a woman who thinks her chocolate allergy entitles her to park in a handicapped space.”
6- “You sound like my father – a man who believes burial is a form of age discrimination. “
7- “Not one more deceitful word… your tongue could open a wine bottle!”
8- “Fewer nuts, more money – something I’ve been aspiring to my entire professional life. “
9- “The woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun and she’d sear like an ahi tuna!”
10- “We’ve got to plan for it. We must all be prepared when the cold hand of death comes knocking on our door.”
11- “Who’d have thought that spying on a man’s girlfriend and rifling his underwear drawer could turn so ugly.”
12- “30 minutes of psychobabble which could be reduced to one phrase – rain, rain, go away! “
13- “Niles, whatever’s wrong the answer doesn’t lie at the bottom of an espresso cup.”
14- “I’ll show you how to make ginger ale look like 50 year old brandy. “
15- “Life is a banquet!”
16- “I’m a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.”
17- “I’ve been trying to console myself with the fact that without embarrassing parents there’d be no psychology. “
18- “Great! An entire science devoted to Hitler and Sybil.”
19- “In elementary school, I made an ashtray for Dad. It caught fire.”
20- “You were 15 before you realized there was a correlation between getting beaten up every day and going to school wearing a panama hat. “
21- “My God, woman, I’d drive a stake through your heart but I don’t think anything could kill you!”
22- “There’s one area where no one has ever bested me – homework! “
23- “What we need is a good opening sentence. Something that will smack the reader right between the eyes, and then take him on a virtual roller-coaster ride of self-awareness and discovery.”
24- “In the end what We regret most are the chances We never took”
25- “My God, it’s a recipe for disaster! You’ve got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting ‘Heathcliff!’ across the moors!
26- “Nothing says “party” like a tracheotomy! “
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