iZombie quotes
Liv: “I don’t have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic ‘what’s the point?'”
Clive: “You gave my fifty shades of psychic and no vital details.”
Blaine: “First rule of brain club, you don’t talk about brain club.”
Blaine: “Think for a second what you would do to get into a skull if you didn’t work here. How would you do it? An ice pick’s no good, you have to stab it a hundred times, and a handsaw works, but it takes forever. The best thing I’ve found is a rock.”
Ravi: “Her life is like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.”
Major: “I’m a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.”
Ravi: “I believe the professional term is… bleh.”
Major : “Everything the police tell you in this town is a lie.”
Liv: “There are zombies in the world, Peyton. And I’m one of them.”
Liv: “I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. These brains are fun as hell!”
Ravi: “If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. That’s not a risk, it’s a certainty.”
Liv: “Love is only a delay of death. Tragedy waiting in the wings.”
Ravi: “Science is a marathon, not a sprint!”
Liv: “Idle brains are the devil’s workshop.”
Johnny : “Climate Change is my safe word.”
Clive : “Don’t bother with the cause of death. I think I got it.”
Angus: “They have the guns, but we have God on our side.”
Major: “Young man, if I’m going to die, I’d rather die knowing you starved.”
Liv: “I’m here to surrender. I’m Renegade.”
Blaine: “You can’t pay the rent with patriotism.”
Liv: “We’re zombies. We don’t need Ocean’s 11 to do this job. We just need the right brains.”