Bubbles Trailer Park Boys Quotes
1- “That was a prick job!” – Bubbles
2- “Boys, there’s something flying behind us right now, looks just like a police helicocksucker” – Bubbles
3- “No cat of mine’s gonna live in a car! Julian!” – Bubbles
4- “Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock?” – Bubbles
5- “Holy fuck, a space suite! Deeeceent!” – Bubbles
6- “Can I come out now? I think I have a leech on my bird” – Bubbles
7- “There’s a fucking helicocksucker behind us!” – Bubbles
8- “This is the nicest fucking shed I think there’s ever been” – Bubbles
9- “Jesus Christ, hes on the swish hard Ricky!” – Bubbles
10- “Lahey can you please get the flying fuck out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets” – Bubbles
11- “I’m tellin’ you bubbles smoking dope and playing model trains is a good f*ckin’ time man” – Bubbles
12- “Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating” – Bubbles
13- “I’m down with Plato and Socrates and I like to get busy with all the ladies” – Bubbles
14- “Ricky, those laws are there to protect kids, not so goofballs like you can put them in the car with no door on it, and drive around the fuckin’ neighbourhood stealin’ barbecues!” – Bubbles
15- “Julian, we’re both baked. That’s why were probably not making any sense” – Bubbles
16- “Have a nice day, and go f*ck yourself” – Bubbles
17- “Ray…rippin’ the plumbin’ outta your walls for liquor money…Is f*cked!” – Bubbles
18- “One time I was making a model, and I glued the wing to a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident” – Bubbles
19- “For fucks sakes is this all about cheeseburgers!?” – Bubbles
20- “One time I was making a model, and I glued the wing to a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident” – Bubbles
21- “Alright, time to get some fucking shopping carts going here. that’s my specialty” – Bubbles
22- “What did you call me?! You… Mustard Tiger!” – Bubbles
23- “With your whiskers you look kinda French, I’m gonna name you Steve-French” – Bubbles
24- “You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I’m gonna call you Steve French! That’s a good name for you.” – Bubbles
25- “Well, that’s a little harsh. He’s not a punk. He might be a bit of a f***in’ goof, but he’s not a punk.” – Bubbles
26- “Spit it out shit-snaps, whats the big fuckin news?” – Bubbles
27- “Chicken and bangin, thats nice” – Bubbles
28- “I’m not gonna run over a kitty to save your dope, Ricky!” – Bubbles
29- “Lahey, can you please get the Flying F*** out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets!” – Bubbles
30- “See? He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty with the munchies” – Bubbles
31- “Oh my god boys. We are officially dealing with a fucking samsquantch. It’s probably a 10 footer by the looks of that stuff – Bubbles