1- “I’m not the kinda person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso, Julian. A-fuckin-atodaso!” – Ricky LaFleur
2- “Lucy, I will make you have a eternity test if I have to” – Ricky LaFleur
3- “I don’t do as much coke as you do. We’re not on the same wavelength.” – Ricky LaFleur
4- “Save me some of those sweet ‘n’ powered chicken things” – Ricky LaFleur
5- “Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around!” – Ricky LaFleur
6- “Trinity’s at the age where it’s gorilla see gorilla do” – Ricky LaFleur
7- “Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.” – Ricky LaFleur
8- “Why are you dressed up like Indianapolis Jones?” – Ricky LaFleur
9- “Make like a tree and fuck off.” – Ricky LaFleur
10- “A link is only as long as your longest strong chain.” – Ricky LaFleur
11- “Thing with me is I am smart. I’m self-smarted… I’ve self-learned myself” – Ricky LaFleur
12 – “Beauty is in the eye when you hold her.” – Ricky LaFleur
13- “I got attacked in the fuckin’ bathroom by the shitwind ghosts” – Ricky LaFleur
14- “I spin more rhymes than a Lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven.” – Ricky LaFleur
15- “Holy f*ck, purple squirrels.” – Ricky LaFleur
16- “I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but f*ck seagulls. I got no time for those c*cksuckers.” – Ricky LaFleur
17- “Tonight I am getting so fuckin drunk, and smoking so much god damn dope and cigarettes… It’s gonna be awesome” – Ricky LaFleur
18- “I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I’m just happy I’m in a position where I can do something like that.” – Ricky LaFleur
19- “So, I’m going to do what the old man used to always say. “Let guy bonds be guy bonds.”” – Ricky LaFleur
20- “I’m usually not the type of person to say I toadaso, but I toadaso, I-fuckin’-toadaso!” – Ricky LaFleur
21- “I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory.” – Ricky LaFleur
22- “I’m not tryin’ to be mean, I’m just stretched out” – Ricky LaFleur
23- “I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’.” – Ricky LaFleur
24- “We just gotta quantratine the plants, man” – Ricky LaFleur
25- “I’d like to make a request under the People`s Choices and Voices Act to be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom” – Ricky LaFleur
26- “When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal shit once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person” – Ricky LaFleur
27- “Beauty is in the eye when you hold her.” – Ricky LaFleur
28- “Me, him and you split it 50-50-50” – Ricky LaFleur
29- “Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy.” – Ricky LaFleur
30- “What, do you own space? No, Naysa does.” “Naysa?” “Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?” – Ricky LaFleur
31- “Man, he passed with flying fuckin carpets” – Ricky LaFleur
32- “F*ck, that’s good pepperoni!” – Ricky LaFleur
33- “Make like a tree and fuck off.” – Ricky LaFleur
34 – “Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.” – Ricky LaFleur
35- “Get two birds stoned at once.” – Ricky LaFleur
36- “If I get my grade 10, I’ll be kind of an equaller person to Julian” – Ricky LaFleur