Bob’s Burgers Bob Belcher Quotes
1- “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” – Bob Belcher
2- “Listen, what happened to Hawk and Chick will never happen to us. This Hawk and this Chick will never not talk for 30 years.” – Bob Belcher
3- “About dinner theater: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob Belcher
4- “Well, Your Honor, I couldn’t see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly….meter-sized…” – Bob Belcher
5- “Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?” – Bob Belcher
6- “Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.” – Bob Belcher
7- “All right, listen. You’re my children and I love you. But you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you, I’d fire all of you if I could.” – Bob Belcher
8- “Every year, I try and tell you guys that no one really sings Thanksgiving songs.” – Bob Belcher
9- “Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.” – Bob Belcher
10- “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob Belcher
11- “…and I think I might be a pimp.” Louise “(casually, passing through): “You’re gonna need a bigger hat.” – Bob Belcher
12 – “Oh my god.” – Bob Belcher