Gavin and Stacey Tv Show Quotes
Nessa “Sling your hook you pervert or I’ll break your arm.”
Smithy : “17 and 3/4 actually and she just got 90% on her driving theory and her test is in two weeks but whatever.”
Rudi : ‘You did not invent the robot’
Bryn: “Tell it to the hand Girlfriend”
Uncle Bryn: ‘And the best thing to do is to think of something to help remind you, like with me now, I think of ‘whiskey with water”
Dawn : “How’s my little gingerbread man?”
Pam: “But, I would ask you to respect my views. And all the little animals whove been needlessly murdered in the name of Western Civilised greed. “
Dave Coaches: ‘How you doin’ sugar tits’
Smithy : “No-one wants this marriage to fail more than I do.”
Doris: ‘Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.’
Nessa : “I need to take my mind off the fact that I’m pregnant by a man I can’t stand.”
Bryn: “You think they’ve thought of it all, you think “Where can they go with this next?” and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!”
Chinese Alan: ‘Anyone order a chinese?!’
Doris: “Worst thing I ever did, becoming a mother.”
Deano: “Can I have a tea in the bottom half of the cup, and a coffee in the top. A toffee or a key.'”
Bryn to Gavin: I am picking you up at seven. Were going straight down the Dolphin for a right good knees-up. Me cockney sparr-ah! .
Pete: “Lights will gui-i-i-ide you home, and igni-i-ite your bones.”
Bryn : “The truth is, I don’t want anybody in this room being raped, myself included.”
Lucy: ‘I will loolabella mozzarella.’
Doris : “Well no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling him the whole farm.”
Nessa: “I’ll have a pint. Of wine.”
Dave Coaches : “My motto is; fags and weed, glue and speed. But I draws the line at crack. That way everyone knows where they stand.”
Doris : “Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.”
Bryn : “It’s got sepia, although i think it’s faulty because it just makes everything brown.”
Mick: “Prepare to be knighted with my special sword”
Nessa : “I just can’t believe I’m pregnant by Smithy, out of all the people I’ve slept with, not Nigel Havers, John Prescott, not any of Goldie Looking Chain!”
Bryn : “I’ve just been updating the MySpace, I’ve got 17 friends now, I’m snowed under!”
Pam : “I’m not being funny Stacey, but you want to get a life. What you just said was really boring.”