I Love Lucy tv show quotes
Lucy Ricardo: “I’ve always prided myself on knowing when to get off, and I hope it works out that way.”
Lucy Ricardo: “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I dyed my hair this crazy red to bid for attention. It has become a trademark, and I’ve got to keep it this way.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Think harder, we can be nastier than that.”
Lucy Ricardo:“Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’m not funny. What I am is brave.”
Lucy Ricardo: “You don’t know what it’s like to be born a missing person.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Here I am with all this talent bottled up inside of me and you’re always sitting on the cork.”
Fred Mertz: “Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Ability is of little account without opportunity”
Lucy Ricardo: “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
Lucy Ricardo: “My mother told me never to talk to strange men… whoever she is.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I don’t know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me… anecdotes. But never a joke.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Don’t ask questions, just get a knife and a fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the whole world.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways”
Lucy Ricardo: “The more things you do, the more you can do”
Lucy Ricardo: “People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.”
Lucy Ricardo: “One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous red head”
Lucy Ricardo: “In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven’t.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world”
Lucy Ricardo: “It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.”