riverdale veronica lodge quotes
1- “I don’t work at Pop’s, Cheryl. I own it.”
2- “You may be a stock character from a ’90s teen movie, but I’m not.”
3- “You’re acting like trash and I don’t want to get a citation.”
4- “Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist? Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?”
5- “Well, you’re a total smoke show now. I mean it. As hot and as smart as you are, you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.”
6- “You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
7- “Most of the time, the people we like don’t like us back.”
8- “Hi, Teen Outlander.”
9- “You don’t make Vibe’s 20 under 20 by prancing around in the woods in a deer carcass.”
10- “So, can’t we just be friends? Or, at least, frenemies?”
11- “Excuse me? Since when did Riverdale High become a fascist police state, Principal Mussolini?”
12- “Banning something only makes it more interesting.”
13- “I don’t follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them.”
14- “You tell your lackeys to back off or else I’ll send these photographs of your drug lab to the authorities faster than you can say ‘Heisenberg.’”
15- “You know what happens to a snake when a Louis Vuitton heel steps on it? Shut the hell up or you’ll find out.”
16- “My God, Nick! You’re a reptile.”
17- “We’re endgame, Archie.”
18- “I’m going scorched earth on these privileged, despicable miscreants.”
19- “I will cut the brakes on his souped-up phallic symbol.”
20- “Sorry, Daddykins. This is going to hurt you more than it’s going to hurt me.”
21- “You look like you’re auditioning for a teen reboot of ‘The Shining’”
22- “Can we explore the craziness that is Oedipus Riverdale after we get the antidote and out of these damn woods?”
23- “It’s like there was this train that was heading to the rest of my life and I just missed it.”
24- “To paraphrase Samuel Clemmons, “reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated.”
25- “Poor Kevin. He’s like a character in a lost Tennessee Williams play.”
26- “The more handsome the outside, the more rotten the inside.”
27- “One thing I learned from my father is that steady is one bad week away from broke.”
28- “God and Gucci willing, Cheryl’s safe.”
29- “I am so over the toxic masculinity in this hallway right now.”
30- “I’ve tried every flavor of boy but orange.”
31- “Good lord, Mom. Are you and Daddy trying to turn Riverdale into Gotham City?”
32- “You literally have zero loyalty, you ginger Judas.”
33- “You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell. My specialty is ice.”
34- “Come on. Let’s get wet.”