Seinfeld jackie chiles quotes
1- “O’Henry. That’s one of our top selling candybars. It’s got chocolate,
peanuts, nuget. It’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!”
2- “This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.”
3- “Your cigarettes company has turned this once fine speciman into a hideous, twisted, freak”
4- “You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”
5- “She flaunting societies conventions”
6- “That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.”
7- “It’s preposterous, egregious, outrageous”
8- “Rugged? The man’s a goblin. He’s only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.”
9- “Yeah, that’s going to be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It’s an infringement on your constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”
10- “I’ve been practicing law for 25 years and your listening to a caddy”
11- “Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.”