only fools and horses Del Boy Quotes
1- “Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat.”
2- “Of course he couldn’t swim, he only had one bloody arm. He would have gone around in circles, wouldn’t he?”
3- “He who dares wins. He who hesitates… doesn’t.”
4- “As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, ‘We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.’”
5- “I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu.”
6- “You’ve always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.”
7- “I used to be a midfield dynamo, played like Paul Gascoigne. Boycie used to play like Bamber Gascoigne.”
8- “You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom.”
9- “He who dares wins.”
10- “Rodney, everything between you and I is split straight down the middle: 60-40.”
11- “It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice.”
12- “They’re yuppies. They don’t speak proper English like what we do.”
13- “Oh, leave it out Rodney, you couldn’t flog a black cat to a witch!”
14- “Lovely jubbly!”
15- “I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu.”
16- “I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Badly.”
17- “If you had been in charge of The Last Supper it would have been a takeaway.”
18- “One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l’Orange, but I don’t know how to say that in French.”
19- “You plonker, Rodney!”
20- “There’s no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes.”
21- “Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat.”