Superstore tv series quotes
Jonah Simms : “I think it says something about our priorities that we spend so much money on pets when there are literally millions of children without adequate nutrition.”
Mateo Liwanag : “It’s just like my mom always said, if you don’t work hard, baby Jesus will cry.”
Jonah Simms :“My point is, there are people who do nothing and there are people who do something, and I am one of those people. The something group”
Mateo Liwanag : “No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I’m competitive.”
Mateo Liwanag : “There are raises on the line. So sorry, not sorry. I’m not here to make friends.”
Mateo Liwanag : “Look, I know you don’t want to hurt me, but not doing this is hurting me. So if you’re really my friend, please, beat the hell out of me.”
Amy Dubanowski: “You know, one second everything’s great and then you step on some invisible land mine and you’re fighting. Boom!”
Jonah Simms : “If it makes you feel any better, I turned down sex with a hooker for you.”
Amy Dubanowski: “I’m going to unleash crazy Amy. You guys can call me “Craymie”
Mateo Liwanag : “I’ve been busting my butt trying to show you I’m a good worker, but you have your head so far up your own butt you haven’t noticed”
Mateo Liwanag : “If we’re talking about truth bombs, well, take shelter, ’cause I’m about to make it rain.”
Cheyenne Lee : “I want to show Bo. He’s never seen me in a video with clothes on.”
Dina Fox: “I’m a Christian too, but in these four walls, my Bible is the employee code of conduct.”
Cheyenne Lee : “I can’t be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?”
Amy Dubanowski: “Aaaah, da wittle panda finks he fought of somefing!”
Amy Dubanowski: “We can’t just live our lives afraid to offend someone. I think that we, you know, as a society, we need to just lighten up a little bit.”
Amy Dubanowski: “We’re all becoming narcissistic attention whores!”
Jonah Simms : “He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby.”
Kelly : “Why do you sound like a cartoon mouse?”
Dina Fox: “Some people like to hunt elk or deer. I hunt people. And your head is going on my wall.”
Brett : “Yeah, well that’s Brett. The guy’s a machine!”
Dina Fox: “The idea of carrying your child makes me wanna put a bullet through my uterus.”
Dina Fox: “Why isn’t there a setting that hurts people?”
Glenn Sturgis : “For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.”
Dina Fox: “Attention, employees make your way to the Break Room for a harassment meeting. Shoppers, go about your business. This is a private matter concerning our floor manager Amy, and a 14-year-old boy”
Glenn Sturgis : “We are living in a brave, new, MeToo, Time’s Up, “This Is Us” kind of world. There are no rules anymore. But also, there’s nothing but rules”
Kelly : “You tiny, little fool!”
Amy Dubanowski: “Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.”
Jonah Simms : “Jonah the working class savant with a few business school credits. Jonah, where are you going? Together we could solve immigration.”
Glenn Sturgis : “I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate”
Amy Dubanowski: “Yeah, see, Latino parents are different. We don’t really need our kids to like us. We just break their spirit so the world doesn’t.”
Dina Fox: “I’m just saying what I feel and people do not like what they’re hearing. I am a strong cup of coffee”
Glenn Sturgis : “Some people might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest, bit high.”