Jane the Virgin Quotes Tv Series Quotes
Jane: “Life is full of tough moments, you have to fight for what you want.”
Narrator : “Observe Jane between a rock and a hard place. The rock being a really intrusive telenovela star, the hard place being Rafael’s body.”
Rogelio : “To my former stepdaughters, you will always be step-daughters in my hearts”
Xiomara : “Now it’s your turn to listen to me, because I know how to take care of 16 year old bitches.”
Jane: “You know how to old saying goes. First comes love, then almost-marriage, then platonic friendship, and then he’s your real estate agent.”
Rogelio : “Ok, I’m going to tweet my 6.3 million followers with the hashtag #PleaseFindJane.”
Jane: “Inhale… Exhale…”
Jane: “That is love. To give up money, like it’s nothing”
Rogelio : “You cannot have “The Passions of Santos” without Santos. That is just “Passions” and that show failed.”
Lina : “Apparently, I’m the problem. Something’s not working. Anyway, turns out, I could have been way sluttier in high school.”
Rogelio : “I happen to be in the middle of a heated bidding war on eBay to take my mind off the heated war currently raging over my acting services.”
Rogelio : “When my nemisis cares about the little things, so must I.”
Rogelio : “There are many Jesus Christs, there is only one Jane.”
Rogelio : “If you knew anything about telenovelas, you’d know that everything is supposed to be dramatic!”
Rogelio : ” I don;t like to use the term ‘triple threat’ because it suggest that I am limited to only three skills.”
Jane: “I tell my son every night that monsters aren’t real. But they are. I’m looking at one. But you’ll never win.”
Rogelio : “Don’t worry. I believe in you almost as much as I believe in myself.”
Jane: “I have this feeling in my chest. It feels kind of warm, but also it wants to explode or something.”
Rogelio : “I personally think that any man would be blessed to have Alba as a lover.”
Rogelio : “Every time God closes a door, he opens up the opportunity for a much bigger wedding venue.”
Alba : “God doesn’t need to see boobies as you enter the Holy Sacrament of Marriage.”
Jane: “A rich playboy with an entitled attitude missing a basic sensitivity chip. He was so much nicer in my head.”
Xo : “There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Now if you don’t go have sex with that obscenely hot telenovela star, your mother will never forgive you.”
JR : “Vulnerable Petra is way hotter than ice queen Petra.”
Jane: “I don’t love you because you’re incredibly sexy. I love you because you’re my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.”
Petra : ” I’m not a second class citizen, but, I’m not a second choice either.”
Jane: “Do not engage with their mom. Be the bigger person.”