Best New Girl Nick Miller quotes
“If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.” – Nick Miller
“I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I’m still using them. “ – Nick Miller
“Life sucks. Then it gets better. Then it sucks again. “”
“It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness” – Nick Miller
“Nick Miller, turning lemonade into lemons since 1981” – Nick Miller
“I’m like a mail man but instead of mail, it’s hot sex that I deliver.” – Nick Miller
“Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!” – Nick Miller
“You’re a big girl, you can watch Walking Dead alone. “ – Nick Miller
“You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie.” – Nick Miller
“Men don’t talk to people they’ve dated, unless they want sex, or they’re Winston” – Nick Miller
“I hate doors!” – Nick Miller
“20 year-old girls! They’re awesome! They don’t know what “Saved by the Bell” is and they’ve never felt pain!” – Nick Miller
“I don’t deal with exes they’re a part of the past. You burn them swiftly and give their ashes to Poseidon! “ – Nick Miller
“I don’t dance! I’m from that town in “Footloose.” – Nick Miller
“I feel really warm in my uterus”. – Nick Miller
“Fantasy and nightmare colliding.” – Nick Miller
“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.“ – Nick Miller
“I fell in love with Jess the minute she walked through the door. “ – Nick Miller
“I am 30 years old and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one. “ – Nick Miller
“You’re the deer! He wants to kill you! You’re the deer!” – Nick Miller
“Pink robes are my catnip” – Nick Miller
“I want to kill you…because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!” – Nick Miller
“My funeral is my time to shine! “ – Nick Miller
“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower, this isn’t some fancy hotel!” – Nick Miller
“Lying makes me sweat. That’s why I can’t play poker or talk to pregnant women. “ – Nick Miller
“I refuse to pay for the Wiffy!” – Nick Miller
“I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he’s ever done.” – Nick Miller
“I look very handsome! I look like I’m on “Miami Vice”!” – Nick Miller
“I’ve got an uncle whose God-given name is ‘Shifty.'” – Nick Miller
“They’re just boobs!” – Nick Miller
“This is my only face! I don’t have a lot of faces”! – Nick Miller
“I’m a business guy first and a sex guy second.” – Nick Miller
“You’re a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.” – Nick Miller
“Men of means.” – Nick Miller
“Sex is a sprint, not a marathon.” – Nick Miller
“I just came in here and it smelled like Shakespeare” – Nick Miller
“I don’t believe dinosaurs existed. I’ve seen the science, I don’t believe it.” – Nick Miller