Santana Lopez Glee Quotes
“Prom is like our Oscars.” – Santana Lopez
“I’m a bitch because I’m angry. I’m angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I’m afraid of dealing with, because I’m afraid of dealing with the consequences.” – Santana Lopez
“I have to just be me.” – Santana Lopez
“Life is very high school. Just with bigger stakes” – Santana Lopez
“That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.” – Santana Lopez
“I’d throw this mocha in your face, but it’s not nearly scalding enough.” – Santana Lopez
“This isn’t violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.” – Santana Lopez
“Don’t apply logic to Lopez” – Santana Lopez
“I’m looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.” – Santana Lopez
“I’m gonna be famous if it’s the last thing I do.” – Santana Lopez
“It’s like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie, and this is the scene right before we eat each other.” – Santana Lopez
“I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine’s Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.” – Santana Lopez
“This is embarrassing. I’m a star. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? I’m just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel.” – Santana Lopez
“The last thing I want to do is pay 30 grand a year to get a degree for doing something that I’m already freaking Wonder Woman at.” – Santana Lopez
“God as my witness, I will break her down.” – Santana Lopez
“I have been chosen, probably because I’m numb to other people’s feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schue…about the reception. Ms Pillsbury’s parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened.” – Santana Lopez
“A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.” – Santana Lopez
“I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.” – Santana Lopez
“What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot” – Santana Lopez
“That bitch is pure evil.” – Santana Lopez
“I am a thousand percent sure that I’m actually going to be famous, just like I’m a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed” – Santana Lopez
“Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another.” – Santana Lopez
“Worry about yourself, Fetus Face” – Santana Lopez
“The only straight I am is straight-up bitch” – Santana Lopez
“I’ve had mono so many times it turned into stereo.” – Santana Lopez
“You’re so on my List, dwarf” – Santana Lopez
“Sit down, Frankenteen” – Santana Lopez
“I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can’t digest my food” – Santana Lopez