Best Glee Sue Sylvester Quotes
“My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That’s a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.” – Sue Sylvester
“First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn’t it?” – Sue Sylvester
“This is America, we speak English here.” – Sue Sylvester
“No matter how talentless, misshapen, ugly, miserable, or sexually ambiguous you are, [glee] will still love you unconditionally.” – Sue Sylvester
“The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.” – Sue Sylvester
“I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.” – Sue Sylvester
“Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.” – Sue Sylvester
“I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.” – Sue Sylvester
“You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.” – Sue Sylvester
“Never let anything distract you from winning.” – Sue Sylvester
“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties” – Sue Sylvester
“I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion” – Sue Sylvester
“‘m engorged with venom, and triumph.” – Sue Sylvester
“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” – Sue Sylvester
“Madonna is the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.” – Sue Sylvester
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration” – Sue Sylvester
“I want it to look like Elvis’ gold record room at Graceland, except I’ll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.” – Sue Sylvester
“Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.” – Sue Sylvester
“I’m secretly hoping it’s a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.” – Sue Sylvester
“I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair.” – Sue Sylvester
“Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.” – Sue Sylvester
“Children must know fear. Without it, they’ll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.” – Sue Sylvester
“You’re a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.” – Sue Sylvester
“Truth is, journal, I’m attracted to men. Sure, I can’t stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal’s got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.” – Sue Sylvester
“It’s in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it’s in Porcelain’s DNA to poop rainbow glitter” – Sue Sylvester
“Your resentment is delicious.” – Sue Sylvester