Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf Quotes
“No one ever enjoys their first time.” – Blair Waldorf
“This party’s a complete bust. My whole life’s a bust.” – Blair Waldorf
“I swear to God I will take you down.” – Blair Waldorf
“If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.” – Blair Waldorf
“I hope never giving up on people isn’t going to be my downfall.” – Blair Waldorf
“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.” – Blair Waldorf
“t’s so hard finding obedient minions.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” – Blair Waldorf
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.” – Blair Waldorf
“I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think” – Blair Waldorf
“If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet” – Blair Waldorf
“Things are never as bad as you think.” – Blair Waldorf
“If you really want something you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’ll win you know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!” – Blair Waldorf
“They say the universe has a real sense of humor, and that sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare.” – Blair Waldorf
“Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” – Blair Waldorf
“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Blair Waldorf
“I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.” – Blair Waldorf
“Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.” – Blair Waldorf
“All this time I’ve blamed you. For pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side” – Blair Waldorf
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” – Blair Waldorf
“Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I’d pity them if I wasn’t worried they’d spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.” – Blair Waldorf
“There’s something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city” – Blair Waldorf
“As my mother always says, fashion knows not of comfort. All that matters is the face you show the world.” – Blair Waldorf
“I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. Now I need to follow my head.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’ve never thought it was possible to love someone too much, but maybe it is.” – Blair Waldorf
“I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.” – Blair Waldorf
“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.” – Blair Waldorf
“Like every great general, I have contingency plans.” – Blair Waldorf
“Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class” – Blair Waldorf
“Here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.” – Blair Waldorf
“I love you more and more every day if it’s even possible to love someone that much.” – Blair Waldorf
“There are philanthropic positions to procure, as well as relations to nurture. Yet with science so woefully behind in cloning technology I can only be in one place at a time.” – Blair Waldorf
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” – Blair Waldorf
“There was a part of me that really wanted it to be yours.” – Blair Waldorf
“I don’t want to be safe. I want to be with you” – Blair Waldorf
“I like an intelligent man. He can whisper mellifluous nothings in my ear.” – Blair Waldorf
“The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.” – Blair Waldorf
“Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that’s what I’ve heard.” – Blair Waldorf
“Oh, my life is so bountiful. I don’t need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled.” – Blair Waldorf